The Luckpranos

[TeenageRepublican]

The Luckpranos... a new rip-off series from FOX.

Episode #1: Today's Your Lucky Day!

Billy: Where's me lucky charms?!
Donnie: I have no clue where your ****ing charms are!
Billy: Well, find me ****ing lucky charms!
Donnie: Fine. We'll find your ****ing lucky charms!

(CUT, Billy holds switchblade against trembling leperchaun).
Billy: You feeling lucky, punk?
Sam: I didn't steal your lucky charms!
Billy: Don't **** with me! I'm not a moron! Tell me where they are or I'll cut your tongue right out of your mouth!
Sam: Okay... Okay... they are at the White...
(Sam's head explodes!)
Billy: Damn it!
(Picks up "America is Satan" necklace)
Billy: He was a Muslim!

(CUT, Donnie is mocking a crying little boy)
Donnie: You feeling big now?
(Holds ice cream cone)
Crying Boy: I just want my ice cream!
Donnie: Do you really?
(Billy walks in)
Billy: What's going on?
Donnie: I'm stealing an ice cream cone from a little boy.
Billy: What the **** is your problem? Give the boy his ****ing ice cream!
Donnie: ****
Crying Boy: ****
Billy: ****
Donnie: ****
Crying Boy: ****
Billy: ****
Donnie: ****
Crying Boy: ****
(CUT)
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To Be Continued...