Sheriff: Woman spent 2 years sitting on boyfriend’s toilet

[DeclinetoState]

Constipated?

The Associated Press

NESS CITY, Kan. | Law officers in western Kansas are investigating the bizarre case of a woman they say sat on her boyfriend’s toilet for two years.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said the boyfriend called his office late last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend.

The sheriff said the woman’s muscles had atrophied and that medical personnel had to remove her from the toilet because she was bound to it by “natural means.”More (http://www.kansascity.com/news/breaking_news/story/527676.html)

Ness (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loch_Ness_Monster) City? Sheriff Whipple (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Whipple)?

[garlicguy]

From the article DtS posted:
something was wrong with his girlfriend.

Pot...Kettle?

[PrezLeefun]

Wow.... I mean wow!

WOW! Two years? I can see sitting on the toilet for the whole night. Hell I can even see that for a full 24 hours. But two years?
You mean to tell me this woman has been poppin a squat since 2006? Getouttahera

[LivingDeadGirl]

It took him 2 years to call someone....wow mental giant there!!

[TeenageRepublican]

So the boyfriend had to pee in the bushes?

[DeclinetoState]

So the boyfriend had to pee in the bushes?And where did he do his No. 2?

[garlicguy]

And where did he do his No. 2?

Sat on her lap?

[Rhino]

Sat on her lap?Oh, God!!! :rotflmbo:

[Rhino]

And where did he do his No. 2?"The house had another bathroom he could use."

[Rhino]

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I wonder if Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs will be called in to clean up...:lol:

[garlicguy]

I wonder what she had for reading material.

[jayson]

There are some things in life I will never be able to even begin to understand...

Like how you let your girlfriend sit on the pot for 2 years.

What about the lack of sex?

So many questions... I'll let God sort this one out. :lol:

[DeclinetoState]

"The house had another bathroom he could use."
Maybe, but it's more fun to speculate on what he would have done if there hadn't been the alternative.

Imagine this: a toilet seat that never went up for two full years.

[TeenageRepublican]

She's a Democrat. How do I know? Because all the Democrats have their pants down and their party's in the crapper. Must I say more?