'Creepy gnome' terrorises town

[ColonialMarine0431]

Did someone lose a gnome? :thumb: Travelocity ?

'Creepy gnome' terrorises town
By VIRGINIA WHEELER

A TOWN in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a 'creepy gnome' that locals claim stalks the streets at night.

The midget - which wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk - was caught on video last week by a terrified group of youngsters.


Story & video
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article902014.ece

[ThomasMore]

But is it a roaming gnome (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travelling_gnome_prank)?

[jayson]

Want to chime in on this one, Gnome?

:lol:

[ColonialMarine0431]

"One of my friends was so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital.” :confused:

Wimp alert. :roar:

[gnome]

Want to chime in on this one, Gnome?

:lol:

Yeah, that was Phil, he's new. Sorry.

[Neil Peart]

This calls for a Pink Floyd song:

I want to tell you a story
About a little man
If I can
A gnome named Grimble Grumble
And little gnomes stay in their homes
Eating, sleeping, drinking their wine

He wore a scarlet tunic
A blue green hood
It looked quite good
He had a big adventure
Amidst the grass
Fresh air at last
Wining, dining, biding his time
And then one day - hooray!
Another way for gnomes to say
Oooooooooomray

Look at the sky, look at the river
Isn't it good?
Look at the sky, look at the river
Isn't it good?
Winding, finding places to go
And then one day - hooray!
Another way for gnomes to say
Oooooooooomray
Ooooooooooooooomray

[Maggie_T]

Gnome, that was funny. :lol: