Dutch to legalise gay sex in public park

[DoctorDoom]

Dutch council officials will permit gay sex in public areas but fine dog owners who let their pets off the leash in Amsterdam's Vondelpark.

Paul van Grieken, an Alderman in the Oud-Zuid district of the city, has startled many Amsterdammers, despite their famously liberal attitudes, with plans to allow public sex as part of this summer's new rules of conduct for the country's best-known park.

"Why should we try to impose something that is actually impossible to impose, which also causes little bother for others and for a certain group actually means much pleasure?", he said.Dutch to legalise gay sex in public park (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/13/wgay113.xml)


Will they also allow heterosexual sex in the park, or is this strictly for queers?

Reason #99 zillion for telling those who say, "We should be more like Europe," to go perform an anatomically impossible act on themselves.

[CzechPrince]

Don't think Europe is like that all over. You can't have sex in public parks at least in most places. I've been to the Netherlands and never saw anything like that. True, I'm sure it happens, but the state does not sanction it.

I don't understand the logic and think it's quite stupid, but the article did say this:

"Research showed that many people find this disturbing"

Maybe the public will be up in arms about this and put a stop to it.

[Kathy30]

The muslims will know just who to behead!

[LivingDeadGirl]

What is in the water over there?! Who thought this would actually be a good idea?! :noggin:

I'm not a prude, but sex in public is just wrong...no matter what genders the people are.

[ThomasMore]

Paris got EuroDisney.

Amsterdam got EuroFolsom.

[Neil Peart]

Paris got EuroDisney.

Amsterdam got EuroFolsom.:rotflmbo: LOL!

[Lazarus]

The muslims will know just who to behead!Must...resist...cheesey...Homo...joke....:D

[MaxLoad]

Homo sex in public! Where will it ever end?!?
God help us all!

[TeenageRepublican]

Homosexuals in America are colorful. Homosexual in Europe are colourful.

Big difference?

[Riverboat]

That's pretty clever, Teen. Or is it cleavour?

[Gato es Verde]

Wonder what the sanitation department's view is on all of this.

They're going to have bodily fluids of every sort, including blood, semen, saliva, urine as well feces- on every park bench and picnic table in the park.

How can that be sanitary? Condom-use alone wont fix it. Community-acquired diseases will rise, so will STDs, hepatitis, etc.

[TeenageRepublican]

That's pretty clever, Teen. Or is it cleavour?

I realise that you are trying to best me at British spelling. Give it up. I read a lot of Lovecraft. :biggrin:

[MrSanity]

These perverts in Europe explain Al Qaida's real intentions.

They don't hate us for being pervs, because the European psychopathic degenerate cretins are much worse.

The Islamofascist Nazi pieces of shit hate us out of envy for our success and our tolerance for Jews.

If core religious views had anything to do with it, they would have nuked Amsterdam years ago and I wouldn't have given a rat's ass.

http://gayswithoutborders.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/misskitty3.jpg
"Why do it behind closed doors? We have our way at the park, silly!"

[Wolfcounsel]

Homosexual sex is nothing but mutual masturbation. Homos, fruits and lezzies both, cannot indulge in sexual intercourse, and as Slick Willie said some years back, he did not have sex with that woman. So therefore fellatio is not sex, and so forth. Okay. Let's hear if from the peanut gallery.:devil: