Lubbock ranks last in bad teeth study

[Suzie]

Lubbock ranks last in bad teeth study

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<!-- end storyhdr --> LUBBOCK, Texas - If you're looking for cavity-free pearly whites, search anywhere but Lubbock. A new study in next month's Men's Health magazine says this West Texas city has the worst teeth of the 100 large U.S. cities examined. El Paso (No. 95), San Antonio (89) and Dallas (87) weren't far ahead. The magazine said the best teeth could be found in Madison, Wis.; Nashville, Tenn.; and Raleigh, N.C.


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Is it because she chews liberals? :smirky:

[jayson]

Now now Lubbock dear, there is no excuse for poor hygiene. :biggrin:

[PrezLeefun]

Hey Lubb..... show a pic of those pearly whites.

[Beowulf]

Shame on you, Lubbock!!

[ThomasMore]

http://www.faketeeth.com/index_files/pacifier_eric.jpg

[ColonialMarine0431]

Lubbock? Is that you?

[Gonzo67]

The dental crisis in Texas was not limited to the human population....

http://webpages.charter.net/gonzo367/redneckdogs.jpg

"I'm Fido, this here's my bruther Daryl, and this here's my other bruther Daryl..."

[DesertFox]

Lub, brush yo teef, girl.

[Beowulf]

Gonzo, that is a great shot! :rotflmbo::rotflmbo::rotflmbo:

[Timberwolf]

Good thing Lub has a sense of humor! :biggrin:

[PrezLeefun]

At least the is Texan doesnt have teeth problems.... his are perfect. But those ears lol

[DeclinetoState]

That's a he? Well, I guess with that Adam's apple . . .

[PrezLeefun]

Most definitly a he. I hot he IMO..... when he isnt looking quite that goofy.

[DesertFox]

I hot hePlease translate. :smirk:

[TeenageRepublican]

Isn't it funny that everyone's posted here BUT Lubbock?

[PrezLeefun]

Please translate. :smirk:

hot as seen here.

[Suzie]

Please translate. :smirk:

She thinks he's so hot she can't even speak. :biggrin:

[PrezLeefun]

A picture is a thousand words.... and I have a few.

[DesertFox]

:rotflmbo:

[Riverboat]

http://webpages.charter.net/gonzo367/redneckdogs.jpg

Gonzo, I've been to Lubbock, and I can assure you that ain't even close. Dey ain't no trees dere.

[DesertFox]

True. But lotsa friendly hounds. :D

[Riverboat]

Friendly, but frustrated.

[DeclinetoState]

http://www.chadndenise.com/images/comedypage/Redneck%20Wedding/66.jpg

He must be from Lubbock.

[PrezLeefun]

At least they are happy..............

[Gonzo67]

Just goes to prove...

Love is blind... and inbred.... and mildly retarted....

[PrezLeefun]

LMAO Gonzo!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

[DeclinetoState]

Love is blind... and inbred.... and mildly retarted...."Retarted"? I think "retarded" is meant. I also think that the use of "mildly" here is a bit charitable.

But then are those people really that much more retarded than many of Barack Hussein Obama's supporters?