Why they're not Conservative

[BarkleUSA]

Long ago, when a mushy headed moderate studied conservatism and liberalism to try to figure out what the best philosophy was for his life, his domestic partners (Royana, Steveicca and Jamestoria), significant others (a gelding named Winnie and a sheep) and his French maid (A respected Congressman - D). After doing that, he became a liberal because...

[TheIrishman]

Is there more to this?? Maybe a link??

[BarkleUSA]

Is there more to this?? Maybe a link??

No - I couldn't come up with any reasons someone would choose to be a liberal. I guess I was hoping a lib would fill in the blanks...