Woman files lawsuit against AMR because passenger next to her masturbated . . .

[DeclinetoState]

. . . while she slept

A 21-year-old Harris County woman filed a $200,000 lawsuit against American Airlines alleging employees on a flight to Los Angeles from Dallas/Fort Worth Airport failed to protect her while she slept from another passenger who masturbated to her and ejaculated in her hair, according to a lawsuit she filed last week in Tarrant County.
The Harris County woman alleges employees knew of the risks associated with failing to “police the passengers to ensure that passengers do not hurt one another,” the suit states.
Airline officials did not return calls seeking comment. In a statement to a Houston television station last year, a spokesman said the company regretted the incident, but the flight crew took appropriate action.
More (http://startelegram.typepad.com/sky_talk/2008/03/woman-files-law.html)

There's got to be more to this . . . only I'm not sure I want to know.

[Teenager]

That's nasty. Who would do that kind of thing to a stranger?

[Neil Peart]

That's nasty. Who would do that kind of thing to a stranger?Someone who lives in Los Angeles.

[DesertFox]

One assumes she means the hair on her head?

[PrezLeefun]

Someone who lives in Los Angeles.

Someone who notices a person needs extra hair gel?:rotflmbo:

[Gato es Verde]

I guess thats the price you pay for liberty - semen in your hair.

[Neil Peart]

Someone who notices a person needs extra hair gel?:rotflmbo:http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/celebdatabase/camerondiaz/cameron_diaz7_180_240.jpg

[PrezLeefun]

exactly!!!!

[Riverboat]

Once again I'm shaking my head. No, the other one. And wondering, whyohwhyohwhy are you suing the airline when the guttersnipe next to you needs a new lawsuit along with a thorough beating. No, not that beating.

[Beowulf]

Once again I'm shaking my head. No, the other one. And wondering, whyohwhyohwhy are you suing the airline when the guttersnipe next to you needs a new lawsuit along with a thorough beating. No, not that beating.
Because the airline has more money to collect on! That's the name of the game nowadays. Stella Award, possibly?

[PrezLeefun]

^^^Agreed Riverboat. She should sue him for sexual harrasment.

[DesertFox]

She should sue him for behaving like an animal, and the airline should sue him for staining their seat and their reputation.

[Riverboat]

And then she could sue the guttersnipe some more to cover the cost of a hair appointment.

[Riverboat]

But, of course, we are overlooking the best kind of punishment - putting his picture up on the internet so THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD KNOW WHO HE IS!

[ColonialMarine0431]

I wonder if they'll ban him from flying again, then put him on an airline blacklist.

[Riverboat]

For carrying a weapon of mass erection?

[ColonialMarine0431]

For carrying a weapon of mass erection?

:punish::punish::punish::punish::punish:

[TeenageRepublican]

Bill Clinton's doing naughty things again...

[DoctorDoom]

What's the problem here? It's organic, n'est-ce pas? And IAC, if the recipient of the product was sleeping, how does she know what happened unless she was told by witnesses, who should have notified the crew.

This story has more holes than a porcupine's pantyhose.

[BarkleUSA]

...could this explain why woman cover their heads in Muslim countries?

[PrezLeefun]

^^^No, then they would have a good reason to do so.

[DeclinetoState]

So you don't have to flip back and forth.

...could this explain why woman cover their heads in Muslim countries?
^^^No, then they would have a good reason to do so.