buckeyepete
03-18-2008, 07:08 PM
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck and everyone inside dies. When they get to meet their maker, because of the grief they have experienced, He decides to grant them one wish each before they enter Heaven.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what their wish is. "I want to be gorgeous." So God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. By the time there are only ten people left, this one guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again."
So, the next time you are last in line............smile!
This was one of the items that Larry B Littlejohn, the black pastor of a local church, had in his weekly article in THE WEEKLY LEDGER, here in Gaffney. He is a good read, because he always has a message worth pondering, in everything he writes.
His column is called Moosechucks.
He has another fabulous article that I'll forward tomorrow.
Pete
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what their wish is. "I want to be gorgeous." So God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. By the time there are only ten people left, this one guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again."
So, the next time you are last in line............smile!
This was one of the items that Larry B Littlejohn, the black pastor of a local church, had in his weekly article in THE WEEKLY LEDGER, here in Gaffney. He is a good read, because he always has a message worth pondering, in everything he writes.
His column is called Moosechucks.
He has another fabulous article that I'll forward tomorrow.
Pete