Unsexiest woman alive: Sarah Jessica Parker

[DesertFox]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_03/Sarah180308WIRE_468x622.jpg

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[DesertFox]

With that sour puss, no figure and withered face, one sees their point. :D

[DeclinetoState]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_03/Sarah180308WIRE_468x622.jpg http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20080315/2008_03_14t184148_316x450_us_usa_politics.jpg?x=24 2&y=345&sig=4yw.SxVTppR2Yw7g149wOw--

Two pictures that could turn a man to stone, and neither of them of Helen Thomas.

[Trovalor]

She looks like a dirty homeless tramp, only she probably doesn't smell as good.

[DeclinetoState]

Trovalor! That's not a nice thing to say about Sen. Clinton!

:evilgrin:

[Suzie]

She looks like a dirty homeless tramp, only she probably doesn't smell as good.

She actually was homeless at one point. Living in a car or something like that if I remember correctly. Her family had a lot of rough spots. I am not certain about that though. Might have been a gossip story.

Here's a good one....

[Suzie]

I found this....

Born in Nelsonville, OH, on March 25, 1965, as the fourth of eight siblings, Parker grew up in relative poverty following the divorce of her mother, an elementary school teacher (http://www.westlord.com/sarahjessicaparker/eng-bio.html#), and her father, an aspiring writer. Raised by her mother and often out-of-work stepfather, she trained as a dancer and singer, bringing home paychecks from a young age. As a fledgling actor, Parker landed her first TV show at the age of eight. [/color] http://www.westlord.com/sarahjessicaparker/eng-bio.html

[Eagle1]

she looks like she got hit in the face with a shovel

[DesertFox]

She looks like a hornet zooming in for the attack.

[Valerie]

I remember her from Square Pegs. They didn't have to use much make-up to make her one of the pegs. I never watched that Sex and the City show, but I was surprised she was one of the cast members.

At least Matthew Broderick finds her adorable!

[CzechPrince]

Trovalor! That's not a nice thing to say about Sen. Clinton!

:evilgrin:

:rotflmbo:

[DoctorDoom]

she looks like she got hit in the face with a shovel.She and Sean Penn would be a perfect couple.

For the guys whose eyes need tranquilizing ...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/Babes/Elisha.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/Babes/MM.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/Babes/Tara1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/Babes/kathyI.jpg

[PaulRevere]

Yeah, yeah, she's ugly. Okay? Give her a break!
So she's got a face that could make a speeding freight train do a U-turn.
Let her alone, meanies!
So her parents had to tie pock chops around her neck so that the dogs would play with her.
So what!
Just because no one ever told you, "Hey, kid, Halloween was last month."
Leave her alone!
It's not her fault she's got a face that could scare Frankenstein!
How would you like it if little childrean screamed at you while walking down the sidewalk?

Geez, some people are so mean!

[LivingDeadGirl]

It doesn't help they way they've been doing her hair and makeup either...it doesn't help at all...

[CzechPrince]

Does anyone remember on Family Guy when they put Sarah Jessica Parker in the category of, "women who have really hot bodies but awkwardly horse shaped faces?"

I think she looked quite hot in Hocus Pocus, of all movies. I think she's one of those girls on some days she looks okay if done up right.

[DesertFox]

Her body look 5.5 feet tall. Her head look 3 feet tall all by itself.

[Wolfcounsel]

What the..? Will you people stop picking on the blonde baboon, for golly's sake?

[DeclinetoState]

Sarah walked into a bar one day. The bartender looked at her and said, "Why the long face?"

[Wolfcounsel]

No no no! It goes like this: Sarah walked into a bar and saw Kerry and a horse sitting at the bar, so she goes up to them and the horse goes to the two people, "Why the long faces?"

[DeclinetoState]

How many diamonds would Gov. Spitzer's "dating service (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperors_Club_VIP)" give her?

(My guess would be a negative number.)

[Elgalad]

Dang Doc, there you go again, trying to p*** off Jack Bauer! :roar:

I'm sure you know what you're doing.. but I'd hate to get caught between you two. :ooo:

Anyways, I happened across this other interesting photo. I'm guessing that when SJP hasn't been busy competing in the Westminster Kennel Club Show, she's been raiding Barry Bonds' medicine cabinet. You tell me:

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/4631/sarah1spl0808468x640xg3.jpg

yikes. :confused:


-Elgalad

[DeclinetoState]

http://www.thebudgetfashionista.com/SarahJessicaParker_300x435.jpg (http://www.thebudgetfashionista.com/archive/bitten_by_sarah_jessica_parker_on_oprah/P50/)SJP pn the red carpet

[DesertFox]

That is one plain woman.

[Riverboat]

Oh, she's ugly, all right. But she can't hold a candle to Sandra Bernhard.

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j117/celebritymound/sandra.jpg

[DeclinetoState]

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j117/celebritymound/sandra.jpg http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/306568/2/istockphoto_306568_classic_jack_o_lantern.jpg

Separated at birth?

:evilgrin:

[Riverboat]

When I was in college, Parker would be what we used to call a butterface. You know, pretty good body, BUT HER FACE. . . !

[DoctorDoom]

She could try Islam, but when even that doesn't help ...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/MiscStuff/SandraBurkha.jpg