Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

[EveningStar]

Fox News
March 19, 2008

A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead...
More (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,339270,00.html)

[Trovalor]

Hospitals seriously scare me in this day and age.

[Neil Peart]

What a pain in the ass.

[DeclinetoState]

What we can look forward to with HillaryCare?

[buckeyepete]

What we can look forward to with HillaryCare?

We are going to be doomed. From past experiences from the past three years, my wife and I would be dead right now.

[Kylester1987]

Wow, this world is like one big Ripley's Believe It Or Not moment lol.

[DesertFox]

I think I'd be pissed. Dunno, though. What if the new asshole works better'n the old one? :question:

[BuckeyeMike]

Depends on what she's usin' it for I reckon!

[Taylor1]

What we can look forward to with HillaryCare?

Hillary care? This lady would've got a sex change.

What a pain in the ass.

I know! Thats what I was gonna say!

[TeenageRepublican]

Legs... anus... not seeing the connection... *shrugs*

[DesertFox]

It was all an issue of scheduling. The orthopedist wasn't on that day so they put her on the proctologist's list.

[DeclinetoState]

When I saw the title, I thought it meant that the new anus was part of her leg.

:blush:

[BuckeyeMike]

Who the hell...I mean.........dayum.......just when does a person suddenly decide........"Hey..I think I want to be a....proctologist!..?

I mean...urology is one thing...I guess........that's one HELL of a reach around...ain't it?

[Wolfcounsel]

I don't understand why a surgeon would put an anus on a woman's leg. Huh!?

[DeclinetoState]

When I saw the title, I thought it meant that the new anus was part of her leg.

I don't understand why a surgeon would put an anus on a woman's leg. Huh!?
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Could you imagine what would have happened if Heather Mills had gone to the docs and suffered from a similar mix-up?

[BuckeyeMike]

I'm thinking that maybe a proctologist instead of a minister....married the Clintons. That'd be a twofer for the proctologist wouldn't it?

[Rhino]

Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Wednesday, March 26, 2008

A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter....http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,339270,00.html

[EveningStar]

http://www.freeconservatives.com/vb/showthread.php?t=57468

[Oldeshooter]

Just think of what you'd get if you went in for a sex change operation.

[Rhino]

Threads merged.

[PrezLeefun]

Just think of what you'd get if you went in for a sex change operation.

I spent the whole morning discussing just that.... let me say that men definitly get the better end of that stick when they get rid of the stick.

As for the anus lady..... well.... I hope she has alot of fiber in her diet.

[Rhino]

What the heck is up with German hospitals?????

Woman Asks to Have Wrinkles Removed, Wakes Up With Bigger Breasts
Wednesday, April 02, 2008

A German woman who wanted to smooth some wrinkles on her chest was aghast when she woke up with bigger breasts instead...

Ingrid Bruelling...wanted doctors to give her breasts firmer skin after she lost 200 pounds...

But when she woke up after the operation, she found that doctors had put in silicone implants...http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,344829,00.html

[garlicguy]

I don't understand why a surgeon would put an anus on a woman's leg. Huh!?

Holy Moley.

What we can look forward to with HillaryCare?

Lots of new anuses where they don't belong...

[Maggie_T]

Blimey. Talk about being ripped a new one. :eek:

[DesertFox]

At least they didn't put the anus between the new breasts.

[DeclinetoState]

At least they didn't put the anus between the new breasts.If they had, she could have looked down and said, "Oh, sh*t."

Just an observation.

[DesertFox]

And it'd be easier to rim ... uh, never mind.

[Neil Peart]

At least they didn't put the anus between the new breasts.Then she could give herself a Cleveland steamer. :rotflmbo:

[DesertFox]

And even though she still wouldn't be able to piss on anybody, she could sure nuff shit on them.

[PrezLeefun]

Then she could give herself a Cleveland steamer. :rotflmbo:

I am not sure if I want to get that joke but please explain.

[Neil Peart]

I am not sure if I want to get that joke but please explain.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland_steamer

[DeclinetoState]

"I am not sure if I want to get that joke but please explain." - Prez

You were right about that, Prez.

Yet another appelation for Cleveland to live down.