TeenageRepublican
03-26-2008, 12:28 AM
So my friends and I are creating a stink bomb for scientific purposes of course... seriously, this is an experiment we have to finish by April 1st.
My friend got a plastic container of some kind and it contained tarter sauce, rotten eggs, and bleach (yes, we get creative occasionally) that have been left out in the sun for about three days.
He left it on a table during lunch period and started talking about regular dumbass things like we usually do. Suddenly, his girlfriend walks up to us, crying for some reason.
So my friend tells us to buzz off and we take our conversation elsewhere.
"Wait," I said, "Where's the stink bomb?"
POP!
We look at the table and see our friend covered in a thick stinky liquid that had the most powerful stench that has ever reached our nostrils.
The liquid splattered all over his girlfriend.
Yes, my dumbass friend had sat on his own homemade WMD.
I have never cracked up that hard in my life.
My friend left the school early as well as his girlfriend. The stench stayed there for a good six hours.
We plan on making a more powerful stink bomb in the future and we will always make sure it is in eye contact.
My friend got a plastic container of some kind and it contained tarter sauce, rotten eggs, and bleach (yes, we get creative occasionally) that have been left out in the sun for about three days.
He left it on a table during lunch period and started talking about regular dumbass things like we usually do. Suddenly, his girlfriend walks up to us, crying for some reason.
So my friend tells us to buzz off and we take our conversation elsewhere.
"Wait," I said, "Where's the stink bomb?"
POP!
We look at the table and see our friend covered in a thick stinky liquid that had the most powerful stench that has ever reached our nostrils.
The liquid splattered all over his girlfriend.
Yes, my dumbass friend had sat on his own homemade WMD.
I have never cracked up that hard in my life.
My friend left the school early as well as his girlfriend. The stench stayed there for a good six hours.
We plan on making a more powerful stink bomb in the future and we will always make sure it is in eye contact.