Updated Golf Terminology

[Timberwolf]

Golf has given us some unusual and colorful terms to describe shots...Shank, blade, chili-dip, skull, duck-hook, worm-burner, etc.

Here are some new ones to add to your vocabulary...some are rather...."colorful"

A *Paris Hilton* - a very expensive hole.
A *James Joyce* - putt that's an impossible read.
A *Rock Hudson * - it looked straight, but wasn't.
An *Elton John*- a big bender that lips the rim.
A *Saddam Hussein* - from one bunker into another.
A *Yasser Arafat* - butt ugly and in the sand.
A *Kate Winslett* - a drive that's little bit fat but otherwise perfect!
A *John Kennedy, Jr.* - didn't make it over the water.
An *Elephant's Ass* - it's high and it stinks.
A *Rodney King* - over-clubbed.
An *O.J. Simpson* - got away with it.
A *Princess Grace* - should have used a driver.
A *Princess Di* - shouldn't have used a driver.
A *condom* - safe, but didn't feel very good.
An *Anna Kournikova* - looks great, but unlikely to get a result.
A *Brazilian* - Shaved the hole.
A *Rush Limbaugh* - a bit too far to the right.
A *Nancy Pelosi* - way too far to the left.
A *Barbra Streisand* - Ugly but still working.
A *Linda Ronstadt* - Blew By You.
A *Dick Cheney* - Ball in an undisclosed location.
A *Teddy Kennedy* - ball goes in the water, but jumps out.
A *Peewee Herman* - Too much wrist.
and An *Elliot Spitzer* - Hope the next hole doesn't cost that much.