The School Crotch Inspector

[HomeschoolrsRUs]

The School Crotch Inspector (http://www.townhall.com/Columnists/JacobSullum/2008/04/02/the_school_crotch_inspector)

There are two kinds of people in the world: the kind who think it's perfectly reasonable to strip search a 13-year-old girl suspected of bringing ibuprofen to school, and the kind who think those people should be kept as far away from children as possible. The first group includes officials at Safford Middle School in Safford, Ariz., who in 2003 forced eighth-grader Savana Redding to prove she was not concealing Advil in her crotch or cleavage.

It also includes two judges on the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 9th Circuit, who last fall ruled that the strip search did not violate Savana's Fourth Amendment rights. The full court, which recently heard oral arguments in the case, now has an opportunity to overturn that decision and vote against a legal environment in which schoolchildren are conditioned to believe government agents have the authority to subject people to invasive, humiliating searches on the slightest pretext.

[PaulRevere]

I don't know what's worse - the perpetrators of this outrage inflicting this or the 9th Circus Court siding with them?

The little gestapo agents in our public schools need to be removed as do their leftist totalitarian-leaning enablers in our courts!

We the inheritors of generations who fought and died against fascism and communism are ourselves now marching towards the same totalitarianism, and it just sickens me to watch freedom in this country die by a thousand fascist cuts.

[MSGT]

sick:flame:

[JOEVIKING]

Civil War
Civil War
Civil War


Guarantee that in the next 30-50 years the Conservatives will have had enough and will join with the Rednecks From the South (They have most of the guns) and have no choice but to start a Civil War.


Writing is on the Wall!!!

[JOEVIKING]

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[Rhino]

...join with the Rednecks From the South (They have most of the guns)...The five states with the highest gun ownership rates are Wyoming, Alaska, Montana, South Dakota and West Virginia. Only six out of the top twenty are southern states.

http://www.swivel.com/data_sets/spreadsheet/1003599

This is how they pan out in percentage of ownership, highest to lowest:

Wyoming 59.7
Alaska 57.8
Montana 57.7
South Dakota 56.6
West Virginia 55.4
Arkansas 55.3
Idaho 55.3
Mississippi 55.3
Alabama 51.7
North Dakota 50.7
Kentucky 47.7
Wisconsin 44.4
Louisiana 44.1
Tennessee 43.9
Utah 43.9
Oklahoma 42.9
Iowa 42.8
South Carolina 42.3
Kansas 42.1
Vermont 42
Minnesota 41.7
Missouri 41.7
North Carolina 41.3
Maine 40.5
Georgia 40.3
Oregon 39.8
Indiana 39.1
Nebraska 38.6
Michigan 38.4
Texas 35.9
Virginia 35.1
New Mexico 34.8
Colorado 34.7
Pennsylvania 34.7
Nevada 33.8
Washington 33.1
Ohio 32.4
Arizona 31.1
New Hampshire 30
Delaware 25.5
Florida 24.5
California 21.3
Maryland 21.3
Illinois 20.2
New York 18
Connecticut 16.7
Rhode Island 12.8
Massachusetts 12.6
New Jersey 12.3
Hawaii 8.7

[JOEVIKING]

Ok, Rhino I stand correct, but the Rednecks are the only ones Proudly carrying them in racks in the back of their Trucks. :) :claps:

[Neil Peart]

Only six out of the top twenty are southern states.

Wyoming 59.7
Alaska 57.8
Montana 57.7
South Dakota 56.6
West Virginia 55.4
Arkansas 55.3
Idaho 55.3
Mississippi 55.3
Alabama 51.7
North Dakota 50.7
Kentucky 47.7
Wisconsin 44.4
Louisiana 44.1
Tennessee 43.9
Utah 43.9
Oklahoma 42.9
Iowa 42.8
South Carolina 42.3
Kansas 42.1
Vermont 42I counted 9.

[Rhino]

I don't consider West Virginia and Kentucky to be southern states. Oklahoma doesn't even come close in my book.

[Maggie_T]

I see Idaho made it to an honorable 7th place. :thumb:

I don't know what's worse - the perpetrators of this outrage inflicting this or the 9th Circus Court siding with them?



Looks like they're birds of a feather ...

What really gets me is the fact that these wacky little nazis are the same freaks who teach homosexualism to kids in 3rd grade as something normal and even necessary.

Stop the world! I want to get down. :sulk:

[JOEVIKING]

I don't consider West Virginia and Kentucky to be southern states. Oklahoma doesn't even come close in my book.

Hell, Maryland could be considered Southern. They have that Southern twang in their speech. And have by far more Country Radio Stations then any Northern State. That's how I got into Country Music, but going to Ocean City Maryland.

[BabyBeastie]

Maryland is a southern state.

[TeenageRepublican]

Colorado 34.7


No surprise there. Boulder is in Colorado.
Anyway, the person who inspected the girl could have done it by a different method. Our school has a drug dog for these kind of problems.

[BuckeyeMike]

Ok, Rhino I stand correct, but the Rednecks are the only ones Proudly carrying them in racks in the back of their Trucks. :) :claps:

I take it you've never been in Montana...........hell, those are the ones you can see..........the rest are carried...uh....elsewhere.

[JOEVIKING]

I take it you've never been in Montana...........hell, those are the ones you can see..........the rest are carried...uh....elsewhere.

Nope never been there, but when I think about Montana, I think old West.

[RogerFGay]

It also includes two judges on the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 9th Circuit, ....

This is a court that has proven over and over again that they have an anti-civil rights (far left) political agenda. This is also the court that redefined marriage (in P.O.P.S. v Gardner (1993)) as "social policy", stripping its civil law status and reducing it to a government program: thus, opening the door for a very wide range of problems.

The only partially good news is that the 9th circuit has been overturned by the USSC more than any other court in the nation.

[garlicguy]

... (http://www.townhall.com/Columnists/JacobSullum/2008/04/02/the_school_crotch_inspector) prove she was not concealing Advil in her crotch or cleavage.

I guess we're safe in Montana on this issue, and not just because we're prone to wearing, carrying, showing and shooting off our guns, either.

I've never been accused of carrying Advil in my crotch. Not even one time. By anyone. Ever.

Darn!

[Suzie]

I don't consider West Virginia and Kentucky to be southern states. Oklahoma doesn't even come close in my book.

We are below the mason dixon line. That puts us in the south.

[Suzie]

Maryland is a southern state.

Edit: they are below the mason dixon line.

[garlicguy]

We are below the mason dixon line. That puts us in the south.

I thought 'South' was a state of mind. (Or according Jeff Foxworthy, "mindlessness").


Jes messin' wit ya's.

:thumb:

[DesertFox]

I've never been accused of carrying Advil in my crotch. Not even one time. By anyone. Ever.Me, neither. However, I HAVE been accused of carrying a Polish sausage... uh, never mind.

[PrezLeefun]

Since the topic is strip searches not guns......


That is outrageous. And I would like to know what the harm of 13 year old having advil is.

[BuckeyeMike]

I guess we're safe in Montana on this issue, and not just because we're prone to wearing, carrying, showing and shooting off our guns, either.

I've never been accused of carrying Advil in my crotch. Not even one time. By anyone. Ever.

Darn!


Me too neither....but I knew a guy from Nort Duhkota onct that carried his ham sammich there!:evilgrin:

[CzechPrince]

Maryland is a southern state.

Geographically only. Maryland and a good portion of Virginia are much more , "northern" socially and politically than they are southern.

[CzechPrince]

We are below the mason dixon line. That puts us in the south.

Your state fought for the North. That would anger many southerners if you referred to West Virginia as southern. :biggrin:

[Suzie]

Stonewall Jackson was from Jackson's mill. Born and raised here.

[PaulRevere]

MD is a solidly uber-liberal state like MA, DE, NY, VT, NJ, and so one in the northeast.

The only news I hear coming out of MD anymore is eroding property rights and expanded pervert rights.

I don't see anything southern in that.

MD's southern roots are Gone with the Wind.

[DeclinetoState]

I've never been accused of carrying Advil in my crotch. Not even one time. By anyone. Ever."Is that Advil in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"

[Rhino]

We are below the mason dixon line. That puts us in the south.So California is in the south too? Sorry. I don't buy that.

[Suzie]

Here you go.....

[Rhino]

Obviously, the definition varies.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8d/US_map-South_Modern.png
Modern definition The states in dark red are almost always included in modern day definitions of the South, while those in medium red are usually included. Maryland and Missouri are occasionally considered Southern, while Delaware is only rarely considered part of the South. Oklahoma is sometimes considered Southern because the area of Oklahoma, then known as Indian Territory, was allied with the Confederacy. West Virginia is considered Southern by many, because it was once part of Virginia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_United_States

I tend to agree with the dark red, though I also include Florida and Texas in my definition.

[Neil Peart]

My definition is the pic Suzie posted, minus Maryland, Delaware, and DC.

[Rhino]

My definition is the pic Suzie posted, minus Maryland, Delaware, and DC.I could go for that, though I generally consider West Virginia to be more southern than Virginia. That's because I base it on the people and customs far more than the geography. Now if you sliced off the southern half of Virginia from the northern half..... :lol:

[Suzie]

This map is what I was taught in school, it didn't include Texas. We considered them "western". http://map.mapnetwork.com/destination/travelsouth/

[JOEVIKING]

My definition is the pic Suzie posted, minus Maryland, Delaware, and DC.


Have you ever been to Maryland?

Many of the people there have thicker Southern Accents then folks from Tenn or Miss.

More Country Western radio stations then any Northern State I know of as well.

[Rhino]

This map is what I was taught in school, it didn't include Texas. We considered them "western". http://map.mapnetwork.com/destination/travelsouth/That's generally what I agree with, though I often include Texas. Texas kind of straddles southern and western I guess.

[Rhino]

I always wanted to move to Soddy Daisy, TN, just so I could have fun spelling it to folks over the phone when I order something. :lol:

[CzechPrince]

Have you ever been to Maryland?

Many of the people there have thicker Southern Accents then folks from Tenn or Miss.

More Country Western radio stations then any Northern State I know of as well.

I live in Northern Virginia, so I've been to Maryland countless times.

Much of rural Maryland is like the south, but on the whole, the state is far more northern politically and culturally than it is southern.

The Northern area of Virginia and other city areas: Richmond, Norfolk, Charlottesville all tend to be more liberal than the rest of the state, and the state has grown and changed immensely over the years. It's becoming a Northeastern state.

[Wolfcounsel]

Getting back to the topic, here is my warning to any SOB who strips any of my grandchildren for any reason other than medical emergency:

You don't know who I am, but you will be able to explain to your surgeon why you wound up with a baseball bat shoved up your ass by a very rabid and pissed off grandfather with Hell-fire shooting out of his eyes.

[TeenageRepublican]

Getting back to the topic, here is my warning to any SOB who strips any of my grandchildren for any reason other than medical emergency:

You don't know who I am, but you will be able to explain to your surgeon why you wound up with a baseball bat shoved up your ass by a very rabid and pissed off grandfather with Hell-fire shooting out of his eyes.

That actually ends up happening a lot. In my brother's criminal justice class (which he sometimes takes me too) the professor said that fathers of rape victims have often one instinct: Kill the rapist. Most of the time, it ends up happening.

[DeclinetoState]

When I saw the title of this thread, I thought it was going to turn out to be a teacher, principal, or maybe a janitor with a porn site.

[DesertFox]

I think it started out sorta that way, but you know thread drift.

[Taylor1]

I to be honest thought it was a guy or girl that went around and stuck their hands in students crotches to search for whatever the in hell would give them reason to. Yet I find that thought kind of weird because wtf, why would we be doing this?

[Deagle]

Getting back to the topic, here is my warning to any SOB who strips any of my grandchildren for any reason other than medical emergency:

You don't know who I am, but you will be able to explain to your surgeon why you wound up with a baseball bat shoved up your ass by a very rabid and pissed off grandfather with Hell-fire shooting out of his eyes.
lol, amen to that :D :claps: