Judge Orders God To Break Up Into Smaller Deities

[EveningStar]

The Onion
January 30, 2002

WASHINGTON, DC—Calling the theological giant's stranglehold on the religion industry "blatantly anti-competitive," a U.S. district judge ruled Monday that God is in violation of anti-monopoly laws and ordered Him to be broken up into several less powerful deities...
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[Timberwolf]

Hilarious, ES!! :thumb:
"This decision is a crushing blow to God worshippers everywhere, and we refuse to submit to a breakup until every possible avenue of argument is pursued," Childers said. "I have every confidence that God will ultimately win, as He and His lawyers are all-powerful."This District Judge Charles Elliot Schofield is likely gonna get a lightning bolt where the sun don't shine....LOL

I'm actually surprised this hasn't REALLY happened by now!!

[CzechPrince]

hahaha.

[DeclinetoState]

Michael Newdow (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Newdow)'s next lawsuit?

[Wolfcounsel]

"I'm actually surprised this hasn't REALLY happened by now!!" --Timberwolf

Don't think it hasn't been tried!:evilgrin: