The Human Factory

[sunsettommy]

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The Human Factory

EXCERPT:

All of us humans who inhabit this planet Earth are in fact factories, factories for transforming food into Energy and factories for the production of shit! I am using that word ‘shit’ deliberately in order to bring home to even the most squeamish a fact of life.

We transform food into energy and we in turn produce shit – pollution. We are natural polluters.

Now there are some among us who would take the moral high ground and call themselves ‘environmentalists’, as if they alone cared for the environment. Do not allow this, my friend, for if you do not care to have your footpaths fouled by dog-shit; if you do not like to have the shores thick with a heavy black oil sludge; if you do not wish to breathe in the bad egg smells emanating from the production of steel; if you do not want to see your rivers clogged with chemicals which kill off the fish; - I could go on – then you my friend, you and I, equally with all the others who do not like pollution, are an Environmentalist.

Some people boast that they are Green. It is nothing to boast about because I do not know a single soul who does not prefer clean to dirty. We are all against pollution; we are all Green.

However, just as we are human factories, endlessly producing waste products, so every form of Energy production unfortunately produces some sort of pollution. It does not matter too much whether our energy, our electricity is produced by atomic reactions, or by coal-fired furnaces, the result is always the same. In order to get the energy, which we in the Western or Developed World consider to be our right, we inevitably produce some sort of pollution. Just how to cope with these pollutions is something that exercises us human beings mightily.

http://www.globalwarmingskeptics.info/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=322

[BuckeyeMike]

Surveys have been taken to try to decide how often someone in America is shitting....
Final Conclusion: There is never a "shit free" nanosecond in the United States.


*Paid for by the "Constipation Can Cure Enviro Ills Foundation" a non-profit and non-shitting organization formed to promote a better America...and a better world!

Funds for a worldwide study are being lobbied for inside the beltway and the United Nations as we speak! This study will attempt to correlate the U.S. study to a worldwide data base to see if there is a cognitive connection to world wide shitting and global warming.

[Timberwolf]

There is always a reason for everything. In the days when I was a salesman we had a phrase, which went like this: Seek the hidden objection! We can change this slightly to read: Seek the hidden objective. What is the driving force behind the maniacal, the hysterical, the unreasoning voices of doom?

In one word it is Hatred. It is hatred of ‘big business’; hatred of the ‘multi-nationals’; hatred and jealousy of the USA; hatred of progress. And together with that hatred goes an extreme form of hypocrisy, as these claimants of the high moral ground churn out their websites, make use of the power and all the conveniences produced by those who do the dirty work of producing and exploring for the sources of energy – coal, gas, oil and atomic power. It is a hypocrisy that makes one sick to the stomach.
Seek the hidden agenda, indeed...this guy nails it with the "hatred" stuff...it is what drives EVERY leftist.

On that note, I'll make a bit of a distinction between "us & them"...while "they" call themselves (wrongly) environmentalists, I differentiate myself from them by referring to myself as a "conservationist". Not only is it a more accurate depiction, but it immediately lets people know I don't identify with the radical leftists.

[DoctorDoom]

Fact: every adult human being exhales about 1 kilogram of CO2 each day, or 365 kilograms/year. That's about 800 pounds.

According to the World POPClock Projection (http://www.census.gov/ipc/www/popclockworld.html), the total population of the World, projected to 04/14/08 at 00:35 GMT (EST+5) is 6,661,156,855.

6,661,156,855 x 800 = 5,328,925,484,000 pounds or 2,664,462,742 tons of CO2 annually. Kids obviously exhale somewhat less, but that's immaterial for the purpose of this detailed scientific analysis. And IAC they're made up for by doggies and kitties and fuzzy bunnies.

According to the EIA (http://www.eia.doe.gov/oiaf/1605/ggccebro/chapter1.html), "6.1 billion metric tons of anthropogenic carbon dioxide emissions (are) produced each year ..." That's about 6,724,100,000 tons.

Assuming that the EIA omitted breathing as a source of "anthropogenic carbon dioxide", the total would be 9,388,562,742 tons, of which our our exhaling amounts to 28.4%.

Ergo, the arrant bullshit of reducing human CO2 to zero (which many Gorebots are demanding) means killing every person on Earth.

I hereby suggest that the Gorebots demonstrate their resolve by committing mass suicide. It would be SO inspiring to us "deniers".

What really pisses me off is that the "greenies" want to starve plants by denying them their life-giving sustenance. Inconsiderate pricks!

[sunsettommy]

Seek the hidden agenda, indeed...this guy nails it with the "hatred" stuff...it is what drives EVERY leftist.

On that note, I'll make a bit of a distinction between "us & them"...while "they" call themselves (wrongly) environmentalists, I differentiate myself from them by referring to myself as a "conservationist". Not only is it a more accurate depiction, but it immediately lets people know I don't identify with the radical leftists.

Anthony Bright-Paul lives in England.

He wrote this before breakfast just before he sent it to me.

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