3 Things To Think About

[Wyatt_Junker]

Okay, this doesn't really feel like comedy, but...


Three Things To Think About

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

Cows: Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, then track her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

The Constitution: They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

The Ten Commandments: The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse is that you can't post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment.

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[Rhino]

:lol:

[Timberwolf]

:biggrin: That one NEVER gets old!!!!

[Taylor1]

I agree with Beo.

[Trovalor]

Hahaha, nice.

I found this little gem on the site you linked, thought it was worth sharing;

What is a Tragedy

The Reverends Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, while visiting a primary school class, found themselves in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked both men if they would like to lead the discussion of the word "tragedy". So the illustrious Rev Jackson asks the class for an example of a "tragedy".

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy." No," says the Great Jesse Jackson, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy." I'm afraid not," explains the exalted Reverend Al. "That's what we would call a great loss. " The room goes silent. No other children volunteered.

Reverend Al searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally at the back of the room little Johnny raises
his hand. In a stern voice he says: "If a plane carrying the Reverends Jackson and Sharpton were struck by a missile and blown to smithereens that
would be a tragedy." Fantastic!" exclaims Jackson and Sharpton, "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says little Johnny, "because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be an accident either!!!

[Timberwolf]

:biglaugh: :biglaugh:

[PrezLeefun]

OK that was hilarious. Loved it.

[LivingDeadGirl]

:rotflmbo::rotflmbo:

Loved all of them :D

[Livia]

hahaha...omg...wow i jus printed those out and gave them to my dad and he almost pissed himself

Ive got a really good one about the Mr Jackson myself...

Ok...

So there were 4 guys on an airplane. An old priest, a boyscout, president bush, and jesse jackson the worlds smartest black guy. The pilot gets on the intercom and says "The plane is going down fast and u all need to jump out." So the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out. Well there are only 3 parachutes left.

So the president says "well guys im the president of the united states...i need one..." So he grabs one and jumps out...

Then Rev Jesse Jackson takes one and says "well im the worlds smartest negro i surely need one as well" So he grabs one and jumps out too...

So the priest says to the boy scout "Son im nearly 90 years old and ur only 13 u have ur whole life ahead of u so go ahead and take the last parachute for urself"

And the boy scout says "no need sir...the worlds smartest black man jus jumped outa the plane wit my knapsack on"