Liberal compassion in action:

[dajoga]

A liberal lawyer was driving down a road when he noticed a man and woman and three kidsout in the short grass along the road. They were down on their hands and knees eating the short grass.

He stopped and backed up to them and asked what they were doing! The man said that he and his wife and kids were homeless and the only food they could find was the short grass along the road.

"That's horrible," exclaimed the lawyer. "I want you to get in your car right now and follow me to my house," he said, "My grass is at least 8" tall!

[Taylor1]

Aww, hes gonna give them some grass too feed on.

[Livia]

Haha, actually that sounds more like what a conservative would do. A liberal would have said, "Aww...its ok homeless bums well just put you on welfare for the rest of your life." :)