24 with TR

[TeenageRepublican]

Since 24 is such a freaking popular show, I thought it would be cool to fit my daily life in to a 24-esque time frame. Here's the result.

The Following Takes Place Between 7:00 AM and 7:05 AM

I get out of the shower, looks at the mirror, moans.

The Following Takes Place Between 7:10 AM and 7:13 AM

I continue to moan and contemplate the very existence of self.

The Following Takes Place Between 7:16 AM and 7:50 AM

I get in to the car pool, sit down, looks out of car window as car pool girl sings songs and as car pool boy asks stupid questions... I beg for death...

The Following Takes Place Between 7:53 AM and 8:05 AM

I get to class and forced to sit next in between weird, creepy gothic chick and gender-confused boy.

The Following Takes Place Between 8:06 AM and 8:15 AM

Teacher demands conversation, I answer by saying: "What kind of leftist crap is that?"
Then, the offended liberal Chinese boy stands up and says: "Bush is Hitler!"
Gender-confused boy starts to cry and yells: "Stop fighting! Please! You're not my mom and dad!"

The Following Takes Place Between 8:17 AM and 8:30 AM

I look at the clock as teacher gives lesson on Middle East and try to be patient. Meanwhile, gothic chick is drawing a picture of Rasputin and whispering "Johnny..." under her breath...

The Following Takes Place Between 8:40 AM and 8:44 AM

Bell rings, I start to talk to my friend, Cameron, who tells me what crap happened last night, even though I don't care.

The Following Takes Place Between 8:46 AM and 8:50 AM

I'm forced to sit next to the boy who yells out the names of male and female-
-"PENIS!"
-genitals.

The Following Takes Place Between 8:55 AM and 9:00 AM

Fat boy calls me racist for saying that I like the white frosting on the oreo better than the oreo itself. Teacher tells boy who yells out the names of male and female genitals to answer the equation: 2x + 4 = 8.
Boy answers: "X... equals... BOOBIES!"

Next time on 24 with TR...

"Look, I don't care," I say to Cameron, "in my opinion, Michael Jackson is more girly-girl-esque than Hillary Clinton."

"Don't do it!" yells the fat boy as the gender-confused boy steals twinkie, "I'm going to rape you if you eat that twinkie!"

(These are all inspired by real events occuring every day... if your life was on a 24-esque timescale, what would it be?)

[dPrasse]

Glad we didn't have to view the shower scene !

Since I am a Home Food Service guy , I deal with 80-140 different families lives every day over each 2 week "cycle" .. never a dull moment !

[TeenageRepublican]

Yes, but the director's cut will involve nudity... :evilgrin:

[Taylor1]

Taylor's 24!

The following takes place between 6:30, 7:00 whatever time I wake up.

Shower

dressed, teeth brush etc.

School

listen, write a lot, think what it would be like without these people yelling constantly.

get out of school

on computer or go eat or something

go on free conservatives, check hotmail, check other websites I moderate forums on.. thats it really. I have no life generally.

[TeenageRepublican]

Sheesh Taylor, how do you survive a day without someone screaming "PENIS!"?

[Taylor1]

I use the other word for it, scream it in my head at my teachers!

[TeenageRepublican]

There's about seven other words for it. That just makes it more complicated...

[TeenageRepublican]

24 with TR Episode 2

The Following Takes Place Between 9:00 AM and 9:20 AM

The math teacher yells at me and accuses me of being racist when I smack the kid who yells out names for female and male genitals. Makes me sit in corner.

The Following Takes Place Between 9:25 AM and 9:35 AM

Math class has turned in to a hippie circle, I start crying while whispering: "Kill me... please..."

The Following Takes Place Beteen 9:45 AM and 10:00 AM

Goes to gym, dresses out. Sits down, listens to gym teacher give lecture on how all spoiled we are. Start lifting weights. Gender confused boy sits around, looking at all the guys.

The Following Takes Place Between 10:00 AM and 10:28 AM

The same old crap happens in here as in a regular weight room.

The Following Takes Between 10:30 AM and 10:40 AM

I get lunch, sit at table with friends.
"No," says Dmitriy, "I'd rather do Hillary Clinton because she's a girl and Michael Jackson's a... well... I really don't know."
"I'd rather do Michael Jackson," I say.
The others look at me, shocked. "What?"
"Michael Jackson used to be a guy though," says Cameron.
"Look, I don't care," I say to Cameron, "in my opinion, Michael Jackson is more girly-girl-esque than Hillary Clinton."

The Following Takes Place Between 10:40 AM and 11:00 AM

I sit on the outside bench as the gender-confused boy steals a twinkie from the fat boy.
"Don't do it!" yells the fat boy as the gender-confused boy steals twinkie, "I'm going to rape you if you eat that twinkie!"
The fat boy trips, watching him get up is like watching a seal trying to make its way across broken glass.

Bell rings...

Yes, this show was cancelled after the 2nd episode, I really don't know why. ;)