Half man, half chimp - should we beware the apeman's coming?

[EveningStar]

Jenny Haworth
The Scotsman
April 29, 2008

A leading scientist has warned a new species of "humanzee," created from breeding apes with humans, could become a reality unless the government acts to stop scientists experimenting...
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[DeclinetoState]

"The Scotsman"

Will the "chimp-man" wear a kilt?
Will the Scots have to worry about something besides Nessie?

[roguemerc]

I personally like the idea of gene splicing. Maybe someday, I will have my own pet Ninja Turtles.

[dPrasse]

I personally like the idea of gene splicing. Maybe someday, I will have my own pet Ninja Turtles.

Maybe we'll even see another Republican President with balls ?

[DoctorDoom]

Cross-breeding has been tried. Here's the result of a union between a human and a pig.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/PITA/PigMoore.jpg

[Eagle1]

Some soviet scientist tried it before, didn't work.

But the plant of the Apes movies taught me that we can use them to do housework.

[DoctorDoom]

Hell, we's got Meheecans who will do that now.

[Gonzo67]

Maybe we'll even see another Republican President with balls ?


Let's not get carried away. Science can only do so much you know.

[Wyatt_Junker]

I was waiting for a thread about Arabs.

Now I can die in peace knowing that my dream has become reality.

[DeclinetoState]

I was waiting for a thread about Arabs.

Now I can die in peace knowing that my dream has become reality.
Huh? I thought Wyatt's dreams were, uh, not something that should be discussed in a forum where children might venture.