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Rhino
05-05-2008, 10:32 AM
Man Recovering From Self-Inflicted Nail Gun Injury
Kitsap Sun staff
Friday, May 2, 2008

SILVERDALE

A 23-year-old man who shot himself in the chest with a nail gun during a traffic stop...was in satisfactory condition Friday night...

...the spike from the concrete nail gun had a washer on the end. The washer prevented the spike from penetrating deeply enough to hit any vital organs.

...the man...struck another vehicle...and drove away without stopping. Troopers followed the man...and pulled him over... After the vehicle was stopped, the man apparently shot himself with the nail gun as the trooper approached...http://www.kitsapsun.com/news/2008/may/02/man-recovering-from-self-inflicted-nail-gun/

LivingDeadGirl
05-05-2008, 10:33 AM
For some reason this story made me giggle slightly. How stupid!!

Geez...

TeenageRepublican
05-05-2008, 01:23 PM
If he wanted to die, why not just watch an Algore documentary? You die of boredom in 20-30 seconds. Few live to tell the tale...

buckeyepete
05-05-2008, 03:17 PM
Myself, if life became unbearable, I'd just jump in front of an airplane.

Suzie
05-05-2008, 03:56 PM
Myself, if life became unbearable, I'd just jump in front of an airplane.

A deer did that once while a plane was landing when I worked at the airport. He became a fine mist sprayed with a few chunks out the other side of the engine and down the side of the plane.

This guy had a problem he just couldn't nail down.

How painful, you would think he would have thought about this more.

The_Elucidator
05-05-2008, 05:01 PM
Dude got nailed!!

Guess it's better than getting hammered..

DeclinetoState
05-05-2008, 09:58 PM
A deer did that once while a plane was landing when I worked at the airport. He became a fine mist sprayed with a few chunks out the other side of the engine and down the side of the plane.Venison, anyone?