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HomeschoolrsRUs
06-23-2008, 08:04 AM
Breaking Barack fashion news from Italy! (http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2008/06/obama-fashion.html)

This is very exciting news to start off the first week of summer.

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Now, thanks to the Canadian Press, we have just this morning received urgent news from overseas that Italian fashion goddess Donatella Versace has dedicated her entire 2009 Spring-Summer Collection....

...to none other than Barack Obama. First, he gets Jane Fonda's endorsement. Then, Scarlett Johansson's. Then, he gets his own official almost-president Great Seal. Now, Donatella.

We're not making this up and, yes, it's still 2008 in these 57 states; Italian fashionistas live on the Roman calendar.

Donatella, who may not be immune to the temptations of publicity associated with an American presidential race, described her new men's line as for "a relaxed man who doesn't need to flex muscles to show he has power.”

But that's not all. She had some advice for American candidates on the campaign trail, saying she would ditch all ties and "jazz up the shirt."

Wyatt_Junker
06-23-2008, 10:47 AM
She's absolutely uglorable.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2005/09/donatellaR200905_450x340.jpg

As the years progress, 'her' Hulk Hogan impersonation gets better and better.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00381/Donatella_Versace_381120a.jpg

Telling men how to dress like biscuit smugglers so that this ape creature can corner the market on how to look like a man is ingenious. But the problem is that Blammo is already a card carrying member of the load gulping g-unit. I don't think that 'more pastels' will change the fact that he is a closet Kate Moss wannabe.

This donkey donk in drag needs to realize that the October Surprise this year on Obie will be none other than his mad zuchinni-handling skills and that gayin the fruit up more than he already is(if that were possible) will not help her cause when that bomb is dropped.

DesertFox
06-23-2008, 03:32 PM
:yeahthat:

I think.

oldcoastie
06-23-2008, 03:33 PM
At least she's retained her youthful beauty.

Maggie_T
06-23-2008, 04:54 PM
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/images/2008/06/23/donatellaversace.jpg


Well, she looks like a Bottle-Blonde Barbra Streisand. Uglier, if that is even possible.

Penguin
06-24-2008, 05:07 PM
Looks like she tried microdermabrasion on her face and it got out of control.