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DeclinetoState
06-27-2008, 11:51 PM
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Taylor1
06-27-2008, 11:53 PM
awwwwwwwwwwwww they're socializing!

buckeyepete
06-28-2008, 08:28 AM
Naw, she's about to hack a big slimy goober into his right ear.:D

BuckeyeMike
06-28-2008, 09:25 AM
Got a feeling we ALL better be puckern' up..........sphincterwise!

DeclinetoState
06-28-2008, 03:35 PM
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Why does everyone look like they're about to spit?

Naw, she's about to hack a big slimy goober into his right ear.:D

:yuck:

Probably true, too.

Wyatt_Junker
06-28-2008, 03:56 PM
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This is the PTA no-touching kiss, but it is more. You see, not only are their lips not going to touch eachother's skin, you'll notice that Hillary's hand is about a foot away and is not going to touch Blammo either. In fact, the entire 'kiss' is like a mime pretending to open a screen door. Nothing's there. No resistance and no hinge. This is because she will not touch a black for they are merely servants still. You know, bellhops, janitors and shoe shiners? Yeah, blacks. Mustn't ever touch uh blackie. And, since there were no protective gloves to keep off the germs, better to be safe.

The kissless kiss. The touchless touch. The sexless sex. All this is covered right in the etiquette of our modern day aristocracy rulebook, page 69. In fact, when Bill and she did 'it', it was like a Rube Goldberg machine, through a 20 foot long PVC pipe attached to joist hangers and a shop vac with the squee gee attachment.

Taylor1
06-28-2008, 05:16 PM
The "PTA no touch kiss" lol

DeclinetoState
06-28-2008, 07:31 PM
Dogs get more intimate when they sniff each other.

S-T
06-29-2008, 04:12 PM
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The kiss of death.

Make me your Vice President. You won't wind up like Vince Foster.

Would I lie?

DeclinetoState
07-01-2008, 08:08 PM
Is that the same pantsuit she always seems to be wearing?

Tazeeyore
07-01-2008, 08:45 PM
The smell must be nauseating. All that BS and fat sweaty thighs.
And did you see the lips on ms Obammy? You could wet them thangs and stick her to a plate glass window.

MSGT
07-01-2008, 08:58 PM
She just got big gums, sir
http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsW/18475-6645.gif

Timberwolf
07-01-2008, 10:04 PM
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The kiss of death.

Make me your Vice President. You won't wind up like Vince Foster.

Would I lie?
Ummm...OK, but what about Susan Coleman, Larry Guerrin, Kevin Ives, Don Henry, Keith Coney, Keith McKaskle, Gregory Collins, Jeff Rhodes, James Milam, Richard Winters, Jordan Kettleson, Alan Standorf, Dennis Eisman, Danny Casalaro, Victor Raiser, R. Montgomery Raiser, Paul Tully, Ian Spiro, Paula Gober, Jim Wilhite, Steve Willis, Robert Williams, Todd McKeahan & Conway LeBleu, Sgt. Brian Haney, Sgt. Tim Sabel, Maj. William Barkley, Capt. Scott Reynolds, John Crawford, John Wilson, Paul Wilcher, Jon Parnell Walker, Stanley Heard, Steven Dickson, Jerry Luther Parks, Ed Willey, Gandy Baugh, Herschell Friday, Ronald Rogers, Kathy Furguson, Bill Shelton, Stanley Huggins, Paul Olson, Calvin Walraven, Alan G. Whicher, Duane Garrett, Ron Brown, Charles Meissner, William Colby, Admiral Jeremy Boorda, Lance Herndon, Neil Moody, Barbara Wise, Doug Adams, Mary C. Mahoney, Ronald Miller, Sandy Hume, Jim McDougal, Johnny Lawhon, Charles Wilbourne Mille, Carlos Ghigliotti, & Tony Moser???

Timberwolf
07-01-2008, 10:04 PM
Hmmmm....should I go into hiding now??? :biggrin: