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DoctorDoom
07-09-2008, 08:44 AM
The Hanging Judge (http://www.historybuff.com/library/refhanging.html)

Judge Issac Parker's Death Warrant for a man convicted of rape and murder of a young girl.

DEATH WARRANT

United States of America
vs.
Jose Manuel Gonzales

Federal District Court
Indian Territory of
Arkansas, Oklahoma, & Texas

"Jose Manuel Miguel Xavier Gonzales, in a few months it will be Spring, the snow of Winter will flee away, the ice will vanish, and the air will become soft and balmy. In short, Jose Manuel Xavier Gonzales, the annual miracle of the year's awakening will come to pass, but you won't be here. The rivulet will run its purling course to the sea, the timid desert flowers will put forth their tender shoots, the glorious valleys of this imperial domain will blossom as the rose, still you won't be here. From every tree top some wildwood songster will carol his mating song, butterflies will sport in the sunshine, the busy bee will hum happily as it pursues its accustomed vocation, the gentle breezes will tease the tassels of wild grasses, and all nature, Jose Manuel Miguel Xavier Gonzales, will be glad, but you won't be here to enjoy it; for I command the Sheriff or some officer or officers of this county to lead you out to some remote spot, swing you up by the neck to a nodding bough of some sturdy oak, and there let you hang till you are dead, dead, dead. And then, Jose Manuel Miguel Xavier Gonzales, I command further that such officer or officers retire quietly from your swinging, dangling corpse, that the vultures may descend from the heavens upon your filthy body and pick the putrid flesh therefrom till nothing remain but the bare bleached bones of a cold-blooded, copper-colored, blood-thirsty, chili-eating, guilty sheep-herding son-of-a-bitch!"

ISSAC PARKER
District Judge
1883

Wolfcounsel
07-09-2008, 12:37 PM
SHEEPHERDING!!? Now dat's cold!:evilgrin:

Beowulf
07-10-2008, 01:28 AM
If only we still had judges like this.

DeclinetoState
07-10-2008, 10:49 AM
Pure fiction:

Did Judge Parker sentence a man named Jose Gonzales to be executed on the gallows?
No. A persistent piece of folklore is the so called 'death sentence of Jose Manuel Miguel Xavier Gonzales.' This legend plays on Judge Parker's speaking style and includes racist statements. Records list no such man as ever having appeared before the court. This death warrant is an excellent example of how the legend of the Gallows and the Hanging Judge has taken on a wide variety of epic forms.

Source (http://www.okgenweb.org/~okmurray/Murray/stories/legends_Isaac_Parker.htm) (no, not snopes.com, either)