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DeclinetoState
07-11-2008, 12:13 AM
Jul 10 08:12 AM US/Eastern

An elderly Indonesian woman famed nationwide for supernatural skills in lengthening penises has died, reports said Thursday.

Reclusive Mak Erot, famed for penis extension treatment incorporating traditional herbs and Islamic prayer, died last week in Caringin village on the western coast of Java island, the Kompas daily's website reported.

Mak Erot -- who reports aged anywhere from 101 to over 130 -- prompted legions of imitations of her famous clinics, many using her famously craggy and birthmarked face to lure in anxious men.More (http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=080710121211.h15ukkzb&show_article=1)

Oh, dang.

TeenageRepublican
07-11-2008, 12:27 AM
Wow that's some... skill...

Longhorn_Platinum
07-11-2008, 07:01 AM
:moo: If she could lengthen dicks, then I'm not surprised that her name wasn't Paris.

DeclinetoState
07-11-2008, 09:34 AM
Looking at the title of this, one would think that "Grandma" was the one with the penis . . .

TeenageRepublican
07-11-2008, 01:21 PM
Reports are now saying she supposedly had the entire "Girls Gone Wild" series and apparently had a huge "Playboy" collection. What purpose she had for these is unknown...:evilgrin:

Wolfcounsel
07-11-2008, 01:34 PM
User "Jengkol" wrote on news website Detikcom: "Oh no, I didn't have the chance to go to Mak Erot and now she's dead. I'll just have to buy a vacuum. Maybe that could be the solution to my problem." --from DeclinetoState's link


Don't worry about buying a vacuum. The one inside your skull will suffice, you complete nincompoop!:punish:

DesertFox
07-11-2008, 01:44 PM
Half the men in the world want a 10-incher. And few of the women in the world give a hoot.

But I guess it evens out. Half the women in the world want 36's, and few of the men in the world give a hoot.

DeclinetoState
07-11-2008, 03:34 PM
Half the women in the world want 36's, and few of the men in the world give a hoot.Women want 36-inch long penises???

:evilgrin:

Wolfcounsel
07-11-2008, 05:51 PM
WARNING-- Gloss over this, you of the thin skin:

Seriously, people. How many women would want to be seen walking with a guy known to sport a monster 10 inch long or longer apparatus? That thing has to fit somewhere.