Did ANYONE Hear This Yesterday (7/30) - Rush's Fault: Jennifer's Blood Pressure Rises

[HomeschoolrsRUs]

SHOW TRANSCRIPT: Jennifer's Blood Pressure Rises (http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_073008/content/01125113.guest.html)

RUSH: Colorado Springs, Jennifer. You're next on the EIB Network. Great to have you here.

CALLER: Well, Rush, you might change your mind about that. I'm kind of angry. All these accolades that you're receiving are literally making me sick. And, in fact, my doctor, believe it or not, actually may be tongue-in-cheek, but wrote me a prescription for lowering my blood pressure. And that is, is that I listen at your program as infrequently as possible because in reality you are the one who believes that you are The Messiah, not Obama, and what's more, you're very sexist, you're very sexist. You think that the Democrats are sexist and racist. You are absolutely the epitome of sexism. You want to know why I think that?

RUSH: Not really, because you're wrong. I don't like to hear people tell me why they believe something when they're dead wrong. If you're really suffering high blood pressure, why are you even listening?

CALLER: Well, maybe I'm a masochist and I can't help myself, I don't know.

I'm glad I wasn't driving yesterday when I heard this on Rush's show, because I probably would have crashed. As it was, I nearly ruined my computer monitor, had drink spurt out of my mouth and nose. This was the most hilarious caller I have ever heard! If you didn't hear the exchange, and are able to listen to it in Rush's Archives, I absolutely recommend you do ... especially if you need a pick-me-up, because you will certainly find yourself rolling on the floor with laughter, :biglaugh:

Oh, and take note of one of her sparkling contradictions:

Jennifer: "...And that is, is that I listen to your program as infrequently as possible..."

Later, Jennifer said: "I listen to you practically every day, which is why I have high blood pressure ..."

:biglaugh: :lol: http://www.freeconservatives.com/vb/images/smilies/hahaha.gif

[Lazarus]

See that's the problem with my limited lunch hour... I only get to here the first hour (sometimes less) of Rush's show - Which is usually fine for me because that is when he works his monologue and comments on the news events... I usually don't bother too much with the callers...

But I admit, this one is one I wish i had heard...:rotflmbo: I'll have to read the whole transcript of the call... Tanx Sis...:thumb:

I still think the best wacko caller was that gal who was telling Rush that Farakhan had a mothership hiding in orbit over the earth and that all the black people would be beamed up there until whitey was killed off and then blackie would inherit the earth...

There were other maniacal utterances from that one that were equally as hilarious...

[DoctorDoom]

I heard it yesterday, and Rush replayed it today during the second hour. Jennifer is a real winner. :rolleyes:

Speaking of the wacko, even as I post, Rush is replaying Rita X talking about the "motherplane" in space. What a total loon.

The benefit of 24/7 membership is listening to those clips at any time, or DLing the whole program as MP3s.

[Lazarus]

...Speaking of the wacko, even as I post, Rush is replaying Rita X talking about the "motherplane" in space. What a total loon.

The benefit of 24/7 membership is listening to those clips at any time, or DLing the whole program as MP3s.Oh God I missed it again!!!! Hehehehe... I guess I'm gonna have to subscribe... :D

[DoctorDoom]

From five years ago, the attachment is an MP3 of the Rita X clip that Rush played today. It's a tad over two minutes, but that's about all one can take.

[Maggie_T]

OMG, I listened to that. It was hilarious. If it wasn't because I was getting dressed to go to work, I would have spent the rest of the time on the phone, trying to get to the program.

This Jennifer bitch is the epitome of the cretinous, "the sky is falling!" LOSER liberal. She gets high blood pressure from listening to Rush and she insists on doing it! What a loser cow!

Why is it that you always call Hillary Clinton Mrs. Clinton, and you never give her the respect of calling her Senator Clinton?


Rush is too polite. If it had been me, I would have answered "You and the drive-by media have been calling Bush Mr. Bush, instead of President Bush for the past 8 years. Where do you get off complaining because I don't call Hillary 'Senator'?"

How many women have rejected you, Rush?

"Are you married, bitch? And if you are, no wonder your husband never listens to you. And if you're not married, well, it seems you've had your own problems with rejection, haven't you?"

Rush is too polite.

And did you get that part where she says she listens to a lefty radio in Denver which "talks exclusively about Rush?" ROFL! Can you imagine any conservative spending their time talking about Al Franken?

When Rush replied to her usual bleating "men don't listen to women" with "I listened to your every word," I wanted to scream "Yeah, but you didn't AGREE WITH HER, Rush! There's you sin."

This cow doesn't deserve to live. No, don't give me any rot. She chooses to get her blood pressure up because she won't stop listening to Rush. You expect me to have any sort of compassion for this cow? She is the sort of liberal who constantly needs to feed her hatred for conservatives, so she sits in front of the radio, gnawing at her liver, and tearing her clothes over what Rush says.

Man, it must suck to be her ... GOOD! :evilgrin:

[DesertFox]

Lefties call Bush Hitler for eight years and whine about a mizzez?

[DesertFox]

If you didn't know better, you'd suspect that Rush paid somebody to play that role. Surely nobody could really be that stupid? :question:

[DoctorDoom]

Read DUh and FISTED. Arrant stupidity is a libeRAT job qualification.

[CONSERVATIVE HERO]

From five years ago, the attachment is an MP3 of the Rita X clip that Rush played today. It's a tad over two minutes, but that's about all one can take.
Wow. As usual, the scariest part of all, is that person is allowed to vote.

Is that from when Rush was losing his hearing? His voice sounds very different to me.

[Lazarus]

Man, it must suck to be her ... GOOD! :evilgrin:Gloat... Gloat... Gloat... :rotflmbo:


Thanx, Doc, for the RitaX file... I've added it to my collection...:thumb:

[Maggie_T]

If you didn't know better, you'd suspect that Rush paid somebody to play that role. Surely nobody could really be that stupid? :question:

Hon, there is no being on this earth more stupid that a liberal woman, and a liberal college kid. Those two constitute the epitome of liberal stupidity.

[Timberwolf]

From five years ago, the attachment is an MP3 of the Rita X clip that Rush played today. It's a tad over two minutes, but that's about all one can take.
Can I open that RitaX file with Windows Media Player?