Convention Dates

[Lazarus]

We used to have a thread here (back in the primaries) that listed the dates of the Dem and Pub conventions... Does anyone still have those dates, please?:question:

[BuckeyeMike]

Convention dates eh? Well, less see.........The good Senator Edwards WAS gonna escort a Miss Rielle Hunter, but I hear that's not gonna happen...........The thinks-he's-Go_d Senator Obama was gonna escort Miss Oprah, but I think she's thought better of it now.(ratings ya know)........Senator Kennedy was gonna escort a young lady he met in a tavern, but she won't get in the car with him, so I guess that's out.........Senator Pelosi was gonna be the "date" of Senator Reid, but Senator Murtha got to her first, so Reid is gonna axe Senator Fwank.....if he's available. Thas all I have for the dates so far.....I'll keep ya posted as the news comes in.

edit: thith juth.....dammit I'm still in the Fwank mode....sorry......This just in-----Senator Byrd has propositioned Jesse Jackson for a "date" for the Democrat Convention in Denver, but Mr. Jackson has yet to decide whether or not he will accept. Senator Byrd was heard to say that he has a new line of sheets he is anxious to wear publicly, and hopes Mr. Jackson will accept, as the contrast to the sheets would be stunning, and really make a statement. Complete the ensemb, as it were.