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DeclinetoState
09-11-2003, 09:59 PM
http://www.crystalinks.com/chupacabras.html

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<center><font size="5">Chupacabras</font>

http://www.crystalinks.com/chupa2.jpg</center>


Chupacabra means "goat Sucker". This Creature was reported to have been seen throughout the Caribbean, several countries of South America and even in Florida. It has been reported that this creature kills animals by sucking all the blood from them. There have been found many dead goats and farm animals throughout these countries. These animals where found with puncture wounds around there neck. Some have reported that the creature is alien in origin and that UFOšs have brought them to us. Other say that they are creatures created by the government.

Chupacabras have reportedly killed thousands of animals in Puerto Rican and the United States. Dozens of people have claimed to have seen this animal.

Chupacabras are described as about four feet tall when standing errect, have huge red elongated eyes, grey skin that is part fur and part feathers, short arms with claws, legs like a kangaroo, and a line of sharp spikes down the middle of it's back. They are supposedly very powerful animals. Some report that the chupakabras have wings and can fly.

Chupacabras seeks out farm animals including goats, chickens, and horses. It punctures their flesh and literally sucks the blood from their bodies. Internal organs have sometimes been removed.


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tacitus
09-12-2003, 07:41 AM
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sucks the blood from their bodies

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Sounds like a `RAT. http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon133.gif

Large_Al
09-12-2003, 08:26 AM
Has anyone ever seen Dasshole and the Chupacabras in the same room at the same time????

DeclinetoState
09-12-2003, 05:55 PM
Has anyone seen any of the Nine Dwarves (or Bill, Hillary, Algore or Gray Davis, for that matter) in the same room at the same time as Chupacabras?

(Just so your run out of things to worry about, there may be more than one!) http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif

nosferatuscoffin
09-14-2003, 11:20 PM
For a second there, I thought it they were talking about a chalupa. However, I see that this 'creature' sucks blood and does not frequent Taco Bell.

The drawing they use looks like one of the monsters I created when I used to play AD&amp;D many moons ago. http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif