The Illuminati Manifesto

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Have any of you read The Illuminati Manifesto?

If yes, what do you think?

[Wyatt_Junker]

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Have any of you read The Illuminati Manifesto?

If yes, what do you think?

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What the Fruit of the Loom really needs to do(contracting through DARPA) is make a pair of undies lined with teflon to ward off even the most stubborn bacon stripes. And then go a step further. Why not all bodily substances? Blood, semen and piss too. Big chunks of logjam that you could spatchula right out like hotcakes and serve at your local Rotary Club breakfast. Make your underwear say, eternal. You could square up the homeless market.

The FOTL has been covertly driving up the costs of skivvies for nearly a generation and a half, cornering the entire asshole market. Their assets are offshore in Swiss bank accounts. If one looks close enough, you can see a hologram in the shape of a tetragrammaton on every pair.

[The_RANDy_Corporation]

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Have any of you read The Illuminati Manifesto?

If yes, what do you think?

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I'm sorry, but for reasons I am not at liberty to explain, I must now demand you give me your full name and address. A "Mr. Smith" will then pay a call on you. He will be wearing a yellow rose in his left lapel. He will say, "The wind blows cold from the north." You will reply, "Only in Geneva." Then, well, that's up to you . . .

[nosferatuscoffin]

I think I saw a "Get Smart" episode recently that used those code words. http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[Peachdiane]

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Have any of you read The Illuminati Manifesto?

If yes, what do you think?

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Oh boy! My Libertarian cousin asked me to read and I can't decide if I wasted my money and time or it was money well spent on pure entertainment.

This book is written at approximately an 8th grade level and it was so obvious the author wrote it in one sitting and didn't even bother editing it before putting it to the press.

The way I see it, if the Illuminati really are the most intelligent of all human kind and capable of ruling the world from the shadows, they'd certainly know what a run-on sentence is, how to use commas properly, or at the very least, find the spell check in Word. http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tinhat.gif