What Men Want

[Peachdiane]

I don't have permission to post in Hall of Fame archives so I wanted to put this here http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Nos stated most women probably don't care about mens' hair. Fox replied with in theory, men want a woman with large breasts, long legs, long tresses, and perfect face.....

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can I, uh, play with her when nobody's looking?

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LOL! How about a subtle butt grab when people ARE looking? Stealing a quick kiss? I don't know abut other women Fox but I love a man who doesn't freak out over PDAs. None of this "Stop it, people are looking!"

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Too, the ladies might be surprised at just what catches a man's eye as sexy. My first wife was sexiest in dirty blue jeans and one of my old shirts, working in the garden, hair askew and sweating. She never did believe that, but it was so.

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Fox, you're a gem. I know a farmer who thinks like you, along the same lines..... that Hee Haw honeys are incredibly sexy just working, wearing little to no makeup, and shoveling manure on his farm. What's up with that? http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon127.gif http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif

[ducktapehero]

What men want? Show up nekkid, bring beer.

[DesertFox]

To me, the way a woman moves reveals sexiness. I like the girlness coming thru when she's in a shirt too big for her, the incongruity of girl smells mixing with garden smells and dirt under those usually-polished nails, hair askew that normally is perfectly in place.

Femininity. That's what sexy, as opposed to femaleness. Cows have larger breasts than any woman, but ain't nothing sexy about a cow's breasts; they only mark femaleness. Of course, femaleness has to be there, but it's accentuated by femininity, brought to a whole 'nother level.

Femininity, the art of femaleness, best displayed in the artless, perfectly innocent display of girlness.

[dPrasse]

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sexxy face , hair , shades , leather , gun ......

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nothing more fun than grab ass at a stuffy political gathering .....
naughty footsie at a fancy resturaunt .....
fooling around in a parking lot ....
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Fox says ....
"Femininity, the art of femaleness, best displayed in the artless, perfectly innocent display of girlness. "

damn straight ! I've read that some women feel sexy wearing their mans clothes , well , guesswhat , some of us guys think ya all look sexy in our clothes ... http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[DoctorDoom]

The benefit of being divorced and not seeking another mate (my dog and cat are ample companionship) is that my standards are confined to the ladies of my thoughts and fantasies. No one has to meet them in real life, so there are no expectations and no disappointments on either side.

At my age, the ladies are priceless, inaccessible works of art, wonderful to look at and contemplate, but only that.

[Beowulf]

I never trusted a lady that looked like a model. I find that many of them are arrogant and think they can get what they want.

I don't mind a lady who has some meat on her bones. Looking at myself, I have no right to critique. I like a good head on her shoulders and someone who can lift me up when I'm down and understands that men do cry sometimes.

I am like any other red blooded American male. I like to see her in the flesh on occasion but that's not a my biggest priority. Who she is is what matters most. If she accepts my faults, I'll accept hers.

[wolfplus3]

Someone who'll laugh at my jokes..(that can be a tuffie at times)
Someone who's up for a midnight game of Yahtzee...
Someone who actually wants to tell me about their day...
Someone who needs a shoulder to lean on, and returns the favor..
Someone who knows that I can be a major league sap over kids...
Someone who wants to lay next to me till I breathe no more...
Sounds alot like Mrs. Wolf...

yep, it is (lucky me)

[kathrinM]

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damn straight ! I've read that some women feel sexy wearing their mans clothes , well , guesswhat , some of us guys think ya all look sexy in our clothes ... http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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yeah. Jamie went all like "wheeeee" when I was in his t-shirt. lol Or one time he was in the bathroom and came back and I wanted to joke with him so I put on his trousers which were way too long and way too wide and he hugged me, called me "cutie" and couldnt stop kissing me anymore http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon126.gif

[Peachdiane]

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yeah. Jamie went all like "wheeeee" when I was in his t-shirt. lol Or one time he was in the bathroom and came back and I wanted to joke with him so I put on his trousers which were way too long and way too wide and he hugged me, called me "cutie" and couldnt stop kissing me anymore http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon126.gif

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http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rotflmbo.gif You crack me up!

Great list Wolf+! http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/patriot.gif

[DoctorDoom]

I recall seeing a photo of kathrinM on another board, and she's a stunner-plus. If I were 40 years younger...

I fully understand Jamie's ardor.

[DesertFox]

DOM.

[DoctorDoom]

You betcha!

[kathrinM]

What does "DOM" mean? And umm http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon126.gif

[Rink]

hehe yea whut does DOM mean?

[DesertFox]

<font size=1>Dirty Old Man</font>

[Rink]

LOLOLOL

[SouthernReBelle]

LMAO you allhttp://freeconservatives.com/smilies/biggthumbup.gif

All men want are beers, broads and bl*w jobs.

Need I say more??

heather

[Rink]

They do like their egos boosted a few good hundred degrees upwards too y'know

[dPrasse]

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They do like their egos boosted a few good hundred degrees upwards too y'know

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And just when was the last time aw oman turned down a compliment ?

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[DesertFox]

All men want are beers, broads and bl*w jobs.

Something wrong with that? http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif

[kathrinM]

>_<

[Peachdiane]

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DesertFox said:
All men want are beers, broads and bl*w jobs.

Something wrong with that? http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif

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Hmmmm..... they even have a day to celebrate that!

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Celebrate March 20th - Steak And Bl*wjob Day

Guys, you know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do love them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak and Bl*wjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it.

Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Bl*wjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 20th. Its like a perpetual love machine!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJs.

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They even have t-shirts (http://206.190.82.82/stores/showdetl.cfm?&amp;DID=37&amp;Product_ID=2696&amp;CATID=3) to commemorate. And how do I know this? Well http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon126.gif a freecer and I got into an argument over which holidays are hallmark conspiracy ones. http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon129.gif

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[DesertFox]

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[dPrasse]

a freecer and I got into an argument over which holidays are hallmark conspiracy ones.

he he he .... i like the concept !
the Wise Guysare something else ! Chicago's Finest ! ...
see , IL is good for something ! .....

Steak and BJ day !

does this fit well with the Atkins diet ?
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[Peachdiane]

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does this fit well with the Atkins diet ?
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Groan! How's that doghouse you and Randy are working on? http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon127.gif http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif

[DesertFox]

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[dPrasse]

....here is my top 10 list for my Trophy Wife that i thought up in the Spring 2001 to keep myself from "straying" when I realized things were
falling apart .....


1. Believing Christian - not just a church goer ... must have faith

2.Conservative Republican - no fights over politics , please

3.Lifestyle --
a. farmgirl-- only one that can understand "farming" from the start
or
b. self-employed , will understand the committment
or
c. a completely nuts woman that likes ME

4.must have a great sense of humor ---
life really does suck -- why make it worse ?

5.interest in firearms -- i like things that go bang !

6.must enjoy the simple things in life -- farming doesn't support rich lifestyles ... must be able to engineer their own fun ....

7.grease monkey -- must have an interest in helping with any vehicles i have for racing or car shows ... no more lonely nites working in the
shed , getting my truck(s) ready ....

8.must meet at a "function" that I'm involved with .. no bar pickups,online dating services,grocery store picks,etc ....

9. must be pleasing to the eye .... politics is a visual "sport",like it or not ...i'm not looking for a conservative Janet Reno

10. must be done with kids ... i'm not looking to start all over at 0
(kids are fine ... just no need for "brand new" kids ..... )

and Heather , your 3 things never entered my top ten !
(they are in my top 13!! )


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[Peachdiane]

Well I can see all the gals scrambling to find themselves in your list. http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon129.gif

Very nice list!

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2.Conservative Republican - no fights over politics , please

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No? Isn't that what makes life at home interesting? Carville/Matalin? Schwarzenegger/Shriver? http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue1.gif

[TheRealLobo]

Not to sound egotistical or anything, but Mrs Lobo is my intellectual equal (at least).

THAT'S important. Several women I have been involved with in the past stated "You make me feel stupid". I think it was the whole "shoe fits" thing.

[dPrasse]

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Well I can see all the gals scrambling to find themselves in your list.

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He he he ...
yep , I can hear them knocking at my door ...BRB .......














nope ! just my daughters wondering when dad will be out of the "Reading Room" !!
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[nosferatuscoffin]

Could have been worse.

Girl scout cookie salegals or Jehovah's Witnesses.

[dPrasse]

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nosferatuscoffin said:
Could have been worse.

Girl scout cookie salegals or Jehovah's Witnesses.


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I like girl scout cookies ! esp. the ones made with real girl scouts !
( from Adams Family movie)

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[SouthernReBelle]

Dave, I bet you were a boy scout that ate brownies!!http://freeconservatives.com/smilies/popworm.gif

Love, Heather

[Wyatt_Junker]

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Heather is one bad mofoh.

[DesertFox]

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[Estragon]

I immediately thought of bluesman Son Seals' song that goes

"I'm going back home
Where women got some meat on their bones
Yes, I'm going back home
Where women got some meat on their bones
Ain't a woman in this town now
Big enough to keep me warm."

But short or tall, big or small, I don't care, I love 'em all!

EXCEPT - I don't want to run into this one {also by Son Seals}:

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I used to have a girl but she was no where
I started ta callin' her, Frigidaire
She cut my heart cold so it stayed nice and fresh
And my love life was just a frozen mess, now
Awww now ya'll do it
Mean frigidaire woman
Mean frigidaire woman
She had the coldest love that I ever saw, now
She had the kinda love that would never thaw,
I got frost bit and I'm still sore
From tryin to get to her vegetable drawers
Mean frigidaire woman
Mean frigidaire woman
I thought I had the woman for myself, now
I liked what she had on her bottom shelf
I tried to kiss the little girl one day
My lips got stuck on an ice tray, now
Awww ya'll do it
Mean frigidaire woman
Mean frigidaire woman
I finally got where I wanted to go
But wouldn't you know it, I grab a handful of snow, now
No matter how much a Frigidaire costs
A sooner or later you know it's got to defrost, now
Awww ya'll do it
Mean frigidaire woman
Mean frigidaire woman
I almost froze when she got into bed
She said she was tired and then she laid down her head, now
The room was dark when she started to yawn
She opened her mouth, you know the light came on, now
Awww ya'll do it
Mean frigidaire woman
Mean frigidaire woman
Mean frigidaire woman
Mean frigidaire woman
Mean frigidaire woman
Mean frigidaire woman

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[dPrasse]

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Dave, I bet you were a boy scout that ate brownies!!http://freeconservatives.com/smilies/popworm.gif

Love, Heather

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Well !! http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon126.gif

nah .I've always been a cowboy ...
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more interested in breaking fillies http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon4.gif

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[Peachdiane]

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Estragon said:

But short or tall, big or small, I don't care, I love 'em all!

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http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif Oh, THAT is cold!!!!!!!!!!! (Mean frigidaire woman) http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rotflmbo.gif

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Not to sound egotistical or anything, but Mrs Lobo is my intellectual equal (at least).

THAT'S important. Several women I have been involved with in the past stated "You make me feel stupid". I think it was the whole "shoe fits" thing.

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Good point! They must be on par. Wait... that puts libs completely out of the running then. Oh well! http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon129.gif

[Peachdiane]

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more interested in breaking fillies http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon4.gif

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Howdy cowboy! You forgot the best pic:

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Oh and sounds like you have your work cut out for you. There's some frisky fillies out there!

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[dPrasse]

Silly City Girl !
that is a heifer ! not a fillie !
thought you worked at a ranch http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon127.gif

just don't try to milk the bull ..... if you can't tell the difference , i'll have to teach you .......
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[DoctorDoom]

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just don't try to milk the bull ..... if you can't tell the difference , i'll have to teach you .......

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Actually, the bull will do the necessary ejicatin'. It will either get annoyed enough to kick one across the barn or will manage the closest thing to a smile that's possible with bovine lips.

[Peachdiane]

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Silly City Girl !
that is a heifer ! not a fillie !
thought you worked at a ranch http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon127.gif

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What? I can't use an excuse to show a great pic? http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/Crying.gif

[dPrasse]

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just don't try to milk the bull ..... if you can't tell the difference , i'll have to teach you .......

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Actually, the bull will do the necessary ejicatin'. It will either get annoyed enough to kick one across the barn or will manage the closest thing to a smile that's possible with bovine lips.

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Actually , the bull we sold a few months back ,Marmaduke, weighed in at around , i think it was 2200 lbs ...... no milking that bad boy !

now , our little guy ,,Ed da Bull , he is a 1,000 lb baby ....

i think i'll still not try it !

[CatKozTX]

I miss the stories about Marmaduke! http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon17.gif

How long before Ed is that big?

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[dPrasse]

In about 2 yrs ..Marmaduke was 3-1/2 ......
i'll get some pics of Ed .....
want just Ed or Ed doing his thang ?

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[CatKozTX]

Uh.... just Ed, please. http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon126.gif You can leave his thang out of it.

[Peachdiane]

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Uh.... just Ed, please. http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon126.gif You can leave his thang out of it.

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Well, something tells me the cows are very receptive to Eddie after spending time here per this picture.

Hint: It's a hemp patch. http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon129.gif http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/claps.gif

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[dPrasse]

And yu'all thought i was jojing when i said my cows were on grass !

it helps with natural birthing ......

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[dPrasse]

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DoctorDoom said:
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just don't try to milk the bull ..... if you can't tell the difference , i'll have to teach you .......

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Actually, the bull will do the necessary ejicatin'. It will either get annoyed enough to kick one across the barn or will manage the closest thing to a smile that's possible with bovine lips.

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oh , Doc ...
that reminds me of a farmer that bought one of the new fangled milkers with the automatic release feature .....
one night he was lonely , so he slaps one right on his manhood .....
at first , he thought , this is allright ...but when he tried to remove it , it wouldn't come off ..so he panics and calls the milker repairman ...
and w/o actually describing his perdicament , he says he has a prob with the auto release feature ......
therepairman says not to worry .itautomatically releases after a gallon is given .... http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon126.gif

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