Move Over Orgasmatron; Say Hello To The Orgasm Pill! [Archive]

BEST45CAL

10-27-2003, 10:34 PM

Get thrills out of the 'Orgasm Pill'

LONDON: An "orgasm pill", which could "dramatically change the life of millions" may be on the market in ten years, scientists have revealed.

SOURCE (http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/cms.dll/html/uncomp/articleshow?msid=251476)

Rink

10-27-2003, 10:40 PM

Oy! What next?

A strapon orgasm machine or a box you walk in like in them Woody Allen films and get your jollies from?

Sheeeeeeeeeesh!

SouthernReBelle

10-27-2003, 10:54 PM

Good Lord, what next????

heather

Rink

10-27-2003, 11:03 PM

Thats whut I said!!!! LOLOL

IUconservative2

10-27-2003, 11:16 PM

I don't know about all you other guys, but I don't feel threatened. http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

CaliGirl

10-27-2003, 11:28 PM

quote from article:

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This special pill will allow people to climax without having sex, which could be quite handy for oldies, says The Sun .

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Well....if that is the case, where is the fun, excitement and the thrill of having sex without the one you love? http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon126.gif

OH!

I get it! http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smack.gif

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Rink

10-28-2003, 12:33 AM

Its for ugly feminists dear, they cant get a guy and are too angry and stressed because they cant get any 'fun', so to ease up on their anxiety and anger, they need SOMETHING to help allay the stressors in their life, hence the orgasm pill is so perfect for them.

Charles

10-28-2003, 06:10 AM

I REALLY like the conventional aproach!

TheRealLobo

10-28-2003, 06:56 AM

Headlines the week after the pill is released:

"Hundreds starve to death in homes, police baffled"

"They all died with smiles on their faces, coroner states"

"Employees missing, no answer when called"

"Org-flu epidemic sweeps nation"

and the best:

"Peace in the Middle East as wonder-drug is imported"

Peachdiane

10-28-2003, 09:52 AM

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CaliGirl said:
Well....if that is the case, where is the fun, excitement and the thrill of having sex without the one you love? http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon126.gif

OH!

I get it! http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smack.gif

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http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rotflmbo.gif

Blah!

I second what Charles says! http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon16.gif

CatKozTX

10-28-2003, 11:58 AM

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TheRealLobo said:
Headlines the week after the pill is released:

"Peace in the Middle East as wonder-drug is imported"

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http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yeahthat.gif

I can think of a few other places it could be really useful as well! http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon129.gif Such as the Catholic Church, IRS agents, postal workers... http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rotflmbo.gif

I'm thinking I will personally stay with natural means, thank you very much! http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

DesertFox

10-28-2003, 06:53 PM

Jail.

Rink

10-28-2003, 08:03 PM

bait

Timberwolf

10-28-2003, 10:36 PM

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Move Over Orgasmatron; Say Hello To The Orgasm Pill!

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Won't work...women will fake taking it.

*ducks & covers* http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif

Peachdiane

10-29-2003, 02:03 AM

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dPrasse

10-29-2003, 06:36 AM

[ QUOTE ]
Charles said:
I REALLY like the conventional aproach!

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vey very true !

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dP

TheRealLobo

11-06-2003, 04:01 AM

Seriously, shy would a woman want a pill when you have guys like me around...oh, nevermind, Mrs Lobo just pointed something out to me.

I, uh, gotta go now.

Rink

11-06-2003, 04:16 AM

LOL heehehee

dPrasse

11-06-2003, 04:12 PM

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TheRealLobo said:
Seriously, shy would a woman want a pill when you have guys like me around...oh, nevermind, Mrs Lobo just pointed something out to me.

I, uh, gotta go now.

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SouthernReBelle

11-06-2003, 08:42 PM

Dave, now you're getting flogged!http://freeconservatives.com/smilies/smilies3/coolman.gif

heather

dPrasse

11-07-2003, 04:16 AM

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SouthernReBelle said:
Dave, now you're getting flogged!http://freeconservatives.com/smilies/smilies3/coolman.gif

heather

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ohhhhhh Baby ! hit me again !
Ilove it when you rough house !!!

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dP

The_Fireman

11-07-2003, 07:14 AM

[ QUOTE ]
dPrasse said:
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SouthernReBelle said:
Dave, now you're getting flogged!http://freeconservatives.com/smilies/smilies3/coolman.gif

heather

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ohhhhhh Baby ! hit me again !
Ilove it when you rough house !!!

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dP

[/ QUOTE ]Kinda like getting hit by the switch of a cows tail at 5am when its about 20degrees.Ain't it Dave?

dPrasse

11-07-2003, 10:32 AM

yep ....nothing more fun than a frozen tail up-side your head to wake you up ! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon129.gif

kathrinM

11-07-2003, 12:39 PM

Hmm..
i think if a few people would take that pill maybe they would not talk so much nonsense..
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*forces such a pill down emmas and SouthernP.'s throat*

Peachdiane

11-07-2003, 01:59 PM

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dPrasse said:
yep ....nothing more fun than a frozen tail up-side your head to wake you up ! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon129.gif

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Yes but what kind of....

Never mind, I promised to be good. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon126.gif

LOL Kate! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/roar.gif

dPrasse

11-07-2003, 03:04 PM

di writes :
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Yes but what kind of....

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Kate .you are too much ! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon16.gif

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dP

DesertFox

11-07-2003, 08:02 PM

DON'T give one to the cow.

dPrasse

11-08-2003, 11:15 AM

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DesertFox said:
DON'T give one to the cow.

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no?

oh poop .....you are no fun ! I was thinking some beer , a few pills mixed in with the lunar eclipse ..he he he.....

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Peachdiane

11-12-2003, 08:19 AM

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DesertFox said:
DON'T give one to the cow.

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I'm sure the breeder would love to see that!