Wedding made in heaven?

[The_RANDy_Corporation]

Anyone care to ask the obvious question.
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http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040112/capt.tok10701121317.japan_konishiki_tok107.jpg
Former sumo wrestler Konishiki appears with Chie Iijima, for a press conference to announce their marriage at a Tokyo hotel Monday, Jan. 12, 2004 after Konishiki registered his marriage to the 28-year-old former medical worker Jan. 7. Konishiki, a native of Hawaii, who was the first foreign-born sumo wrestler to attain the second-highest rank of ozeki, has taken up a career as a TV celebrity in Japan since retiring from sumo in 1997. (AP Photo/Chiaki Tsukumo)

Source (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/040112/482/tok10701121317&e=1&ncid=1756)

[nosferatuscoffin]

That is wedding made in Rosie O'Donnells kitchen.

[DoctorDoom]

Obviously the missionary position is out of the question.

[nosferatuscoffin]

Indeed, it would be "Missionary: Impossible" with those two.

Then again, Kama Sutra offers a lot of positions. I am sure that Madonna could also offer some suggestions.

[CaliGirl]

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The_RANDy_Corporation said:
Anyone care to ask the obvious question.
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http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040112/capt.tok10701121317.japan_konishiki_tok107.jpg
Former sumo wrestler Konishiki appears with Chie Iijima, for a press conference to announce their marriage at a Tokyo hotel Monday, Jan. 12, 2004 after Konishiki registered his marriage to the 28-year-old former medical worker Jan. 7. Konishiki, a native of Hawaii, who was the first foreign-born sumo wrestler to attain the second-highest rank of ozeki, has taken up a career as a TV celebrity in Japan since retiring from sumo in 1997. (AP Photo/Chiaki Tsukumo)

Source (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/040112/482/tok10701121317&e=1&ncid=1756)

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I wonder how he can find.........oh, never mind! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon16.gif

[Rink]

Find her G-spot?

Ya THERE! I said it!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue1.gif

[Peachdiane]

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Rink said:
Find her G-spot?

Ya THERE! I said it!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue1.gif

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Actually I wondered how he could find his own willy and asked a friend how this dude could go to the bathroom? He said, "Guess he just bends over and lets it shoot out!"

Me thinks that calls for much redecorating.... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon125.gif

[nosferatuscoffin]

Acutally, not to get too gross, sumo wrestlers have hired 'hands', so to speak, to clean up the nether regions after they have visited the can, since they cannot reach back that far.

[Beowulf]

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nosferatuscoffin said:
Acutally, not to get too gross, sumo wrestlers have hired 'hands', so to speak, to clean up the nether regions after they have visited the can, since they cannot reach back that far.



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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon120.gif Not a career I'd want.

[Wyatt_Junker]

I'm assuming the spherical gentleman would pose quite a risk, if he applied any gravity while rutting onto the wispy lass. So, let's assume he lays on his back like a beached whale, thus making her mount him.

Things she will need. From REI's own website: (http://www.rei.com/online/store/CategoryDisplay?langId=-1&storeId=8000&catalogId=40000008000&categoryId=45 00002)

Plenty of carabiners.
http://a1072.g.akamai.net/f/1072/2062/1d/gallery.rei.com/thumbimages/697488.jpg

Rappel devices with user control as to whether they be friction-free or guarded descents.
http://a1072.g.akamai.net/f/1072/2062/1d/gallery.rei.com/regular/chips/696601_79.JPG

A Petzl Fixe pulley made of titanium.
http://a1072.g.akamai.net/f/1072/2062/1d/gallery.rei.com/regularimages/635119.jpg

An Eidelweiss stratos dry rope will run you $209.00. But if this young lady wants to mount her man, she'll need the very best.
http://a1072.g.akamai.net/f/1072/2062/1d/gallery.rei.com/regularimages/696197.jpg

And finally, for her protection, a Black Diamond rock helmet in case she missteps and falls down the rolls of her mammoth lover.
http://a1072.g.akamai.net/f/1072/2062/1d/gallery.rei.com/regularimages/670758.jpg

From the looks of this mismatch, it could require other products such as ice picks and/or ice bolts, cleats and/or spiked boots especially if the giant man (ie lard ass) gets into a lather of excretious excitement. And if she attempts an ambitious climb straight up the wall face, using his thighs as a temporary campsite on her first night, she may gain more ground by late evening. Such are the pitfalls of trying to ascend Mt. Orgasm. I only wish her the best of luck.
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040112/capt.tok10701121317.japan_konishiki_tok107.jpg

[TheRealLobo]

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Beowulf said:
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nosferatuscoffin said:
Acutally, not to get too gross, sumo wrestlers have hired 'hands', so to speak, to clean up the nether regions after they have visited the can, since they cannot reach back that far.



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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon120.gif Not a career I'd want.

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That's one of the jobs "that Americans don't want".

[CaliGirl]

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TheRealLobo said:
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Beowulf said:
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nosferatuscoffin said:
Acutally, not to get too gross, sumo wrestlers have hired 'hands', so to speak, to clean up the nether regions after they have visited the can, since they cannot reach back that far.

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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon120.gif Not a career I'd want.

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That's one of the jobs "that Americans don't want".

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Are you saying it's a job for an illegal? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon127.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rotflmbo.gif

[DesertFox]

A really shitty job.

[ducktapehero]

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nosferatuscoffin said:
Acutally, not to get too gross, sumo wrestlers have hired 'hands', so to speak, to clean up the nether regions after they have visited the can, since they cannot reach back that far.

[/ QUOTE ]I wonder if that's a union job.