Question About the UN

[Rink]

This is gonna be fun.

How many Secretary General's of the UN can you name?????

Start in!!!

[Rhino]

One.

Do I win?

[Rink]

Hey ya gotta name the guys ya silly Rhino!!!

[Rhino]

Coffee Anus!

[Rhino]

Do I win now?

[Rink]

Hey I said as many as ya can ya silly dingbat!

Not just one but as manny as ya can remember!!!

<font size=1>Coffee Anus!!! LOL Good one Rhino!</font>

[Rhino]

But I'm in the lead, right?

[Rink]

yea yea yea yer in the lead, even though ya spelled the name Wrong LOL!

[Rhino]

That may not be the commonly accepted spelling, but it is the most correct spelling. Most correctly descriptive anyway.

[Rink]

LOL okay LOL

can ya name anymore of those Secretary General's of the UN ??

[Rhino]

Probably, if I thought about it, but I'd likely get nauseated thinking about the UN.

[Rink]

well geeeeeee its Just a game here!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue1.gif

[Rhino]

Okay. Well, there was Buttocks Buttocks Golly, and Curtsie Waldheim. I'd hafta cheat for the rest, but I can do that too.

[Rhino]

You want the dates too?

[Rink]

naw no need for dates unless ya wanna.

BTW have ya noticed every one of those UN secretary generals have [i]The[/o] most dorkiest names around?

Boutrous Boutrous Gali

Kofi Annan?

[Rhino]

Javier Pérez de Cuéllar

[Rhino]

Aw, what the heck.

Sir Gladwyn Jebb (United Kingdom, Europe), acting, 1945 to 1946.
Trygve Lie (Norway, Europe), February 1946 to his resignation in November 1952.
Dag Hammarskjöld (Sweden, Europe), April 1953 until his death in a plane crash in Northern Rhodesia (now Zambia), September 1961.
U Thant (Burma, now Myanmar, Asia), acting to November 1961, elected November 1962, served until December 1971.
Kurt Waldheim (Austria, Europe), January 1972 to the threat of Chinese veto of his third term in December 1981.
Javier Pérez de Cuéllar (Peru, South America), January 1982 to December 1991; did not run for a third term.
Boutros Boutros-Ghali (Egypt, Africa), January 1992 to the American veto of his second term in December 1996.
Kofi Annan (Ghana, Africa), January 1997 to present.

[Rhino]

Try pronouncing that second one! LOL!

[Rink]

yea dorky names arent they

and thanks!! You git the Great No Prize!

[Rhino]

Oh sure! Just tease me! LOL!

[Rink]

O dern whut ya want fer an award then?

[Rhino]

Gee, I dunno. I didn't expect you to ask! LOL!

[DesertFox]

<font size=5>Alfred E. Newman</font>

[Longhorn_Platinum]

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon115.gif <font color="blue">I once read a futuristic article about the United States trying to secede from the UN in 2061. The Secretary-General, a gentleman of Chinese &amp; Arabic extraction, will be named Ibrahim Lin-Quan.</font>

[Wyatt_Junker]

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Boutros Boutros-Ghali (Egypt, Africa)

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I wonder if his stuttering momee had Tourette's?

Or perhaps she was just incredibly unimaginative.

[DesertFox]

She had pebbles in her mouth, an old African custom for women about to drop a calf to keep them from waking the neighbors in the night with banshee screams. Poor broad thought she was dropping the heavyweight champeen of the world and told the attending shaman to name it "Mohammed! Mohammed Ali!" but the rocks got wrapped around her molars, especially that one that was impacted with rhinoceros tusk to get her fat ass pregnant in the first place, and that made it hard to foller her words. Even on the instant replay it sounded just like she said, "Boutros Boutros-Ghali," meaning "Suck but don't swallow!" in her dialect, and the hapless shaman, who was of another tribe and didn't really understand the idiom and thought it meant, "Precious precious Gollum!", acceded to her wishes.